It looks like you're using an Ad Blocker.

Please white-list or disable AboveTopSecret.com in your ad-blocking tool.

Thank you.

 

Some features of ATS will be disabled while you continue to use an ad-blocker.

 

CNN Narrows down the Bin Laden hunt to two options.

page: 1
55
<<   2  3 >>

log in

join
share:
+39 more 
posted on Sep, 22 2009 @ 11:11 AM
link   
Astonishing breakthrough regarding Bin Laden
.........





posted on Sep, 22 2009 @ 11:18 AM
link   
reply to post by Seventh
 


Starred and Flagged for Screen Capture, and quick Sarcasm!

At Least they can Agree!


Some pundit will come along and claim they are WRONG!! If it is on CNN, then FOX will claim it isn't so! He can't possibly be Dead or Alive, he most certainly must be something else!

(Schrodinger's Cat!----If we can't "observe" him, then he is neither dead nor alive, for now, until we find out he is one or the other, and then it is so!)


[edit on 22-9-2009 by getreadyalready]



posted on Sep, 22 2009 @ 11:24 AM
link   
That's it? dead or alive? After a highly detailed investigation that's what they come up with? We already knew that!



posted on Sep, 22 2009 @ 11:30 AM
link   
reply to post by Seventh
 


After 8 years, millions of dollars spent on intel, drones, CIA operations, some of the US military's brightest, THIS!

My goodness, I don't know what's worse, the actual stupidity of the person responsible for that, or the fact that worldwide, a hundred million people nodded their sheeople heads in agreement!

Nice job!

[edit on 22-9-2009 by kiwifoot]



posted on Sep, 22 2009 @ 11:36 AM
link   
Hey, I just thought of it, and the same can be said for just about every conspiracy we know! Elvis? Tupac? Aliens? Illuminati? Freedom? Choice? God?

All, either Dead or Alive!! CNN is really onto something here!



posted on Sep, 22 2009 @ 12:04 PM
link   
reply to post by Seventh
 

S&F man, that's the best thing I've seen all year.

Now, if only they could hurry up and agree to drop the 'alive' part...



posted on Sep, 22 2009 @ 12:56 PM
link   
reply to post by Seventh
 


haha haha haha I almost fell out of my chair laughing from this.

Brilliant. For an encore, maybe they can bring him up on the hologram machine so he can tell us himself.



posted on Sep, 22 2009 @ 03:44 PM
link   
reply to post by kiwifoot
 


Kiwi, I really do appreciate You sending me the link to this thread. I didn't see it at first, but OMG



I can only imagine how many People sat watching never really consciously clued into what was on their boobtube.

Thanks for the excellent, and humorous find OP

S&F



posted on Sep, 22 2009 @ 06:28 PM
link   
Could the American MSM get any worse? As Fred Willard said in "A Mighty Wind" - "I don't think so".

This is insane. I guess the brainwashing has really sunk through since CNN gets away with idiocy like this. What I'd like to know is who are their "experts" that came up with this ridiculous and absurd story. Did they have other options they were considering airing, like maybe OBL is a reptilian or a Kardashian or something?



posted on Sep, 22 2009 @ 07:48 PM
link   
So, a few hours after 9/11 happened we were told who orchestrated it and that he was in a cave in Afghanistan and then 8 years later....this?

It's just beyond laughable!



posted on Sep, 22 2009 @ 07:54 PM
link   
reply to post by TheLoony
 

Right on. They must think (with some reason) that they are broadcasting to the catatonic. Dead or alive. That's the kind of information that Elmer Fudd would take very seriously.



posted on Sep, 22 2009 @ 09:04 PM
link   
Well I guess we can rest safe tonight, knowing that Ozomba Bin Laden won't be eating our infidel brains.




posted on Sep, 22 2009 @ 09:10 PM
link   

Originally posted by Chovy
That's it? dead or alive? After a highly detailed investigation that's what they come up with? We already knew that!


No my friend, you assumed you already knew that.

But now CNN can confirm it for you, and now you know .

Another shining moment for the American Free Press.



posted on Sep, 22 2009 @ 09:11 PM
link   
LOL, also coming next week from CNN "We may be in a recession, or we may not be"



posted on Sep, 22 2009 @ 09:11 PM
link   

Originally posted by digger2381
Well I guess we can rest safe tonight, knowing that Ozomba Bin Laden won't be eating our infidel brains.



I don't know what the hell is going on in your picture but it scares the hell out of me. Terrorist zombies start marching down the street and that's it, I'm done, taking my ball, going home lol



posted on Sep, 22 2009 @ 09:13 PM
link   

Originally posted by crw2006
LOL, also coming next week from CNN "We may be in a recession, or we may not be"


That's what Former President Bush said for about 9 or 10 months as the recession sunk it's teeth in our necks. So it's not that far from the true way they handle it really. In fact I know that they all know, we're pretty boned, but they keep acting like the stock market being up means the recession is over. Well job losses and unemployment have not gotten any better, they have gotten worse, so I expect a new Obama lecture about how we're not in a recession anymore and the dollar is rebounding any day now.



posted on Sep, 22 2009 @ 09:17 PM
link   

Originally posted by getreadyalready
reply to post by Seventh
 


Starred and Flagged for Screen Capture, and quick Sarcasm!

At Least they can Agree!


Some pundit will come along and claim they are WRONG!! If it is on CNN, then FOX will claim it isn't so! He can't possibly be Dead or Alive, he most certainly must be something else


He's a damn zombie, I knew it! It's like Return of the Living Dead, they'll put on disguises and then eat you!

At least after all the intelligence reports, infiltration, tapping, intercepts and all, we could finally rule out zombies or vampires. That spoof video of Bush making the issue of zombies being a real threat now seems to be more humorous.

[edit on 22-9-2009 by Darky5K]



posted on Sep, 22 2009 @ 09:48 PM
link   
Damn,that only took about oh,8 years before CNN was willing to even consider the fact that OBL has been dead for years now.What's next,the are gonna admit that Ron Paul is right?



posted on Sep, 22 2009 @ 09:57 PM
link   
Hmmm... it appears that the instigator of 9/11 and the mastermind in charge of Al Quaeda is actually Schroedinger's Cat...

Ha ha...

Schroedinger's Cat...

I crack me up...



posted on Sep, 22 2009 @ 11:23 PM
link   
America never found Waldo and America will never find Osama. Osama is a real person however, and I think his acting deserves an Oscar award for best cryptozoology motion film.



new topics

top topics



 
55
<<   2  3 >>

log in

join