CNN Narrows down the Bin Laden hunt to two options.

Originally posted by thomas_
CNN really disappoints. I really don't know how in the hell they let something like that be broadcasted. I really would like to know who is the retarded at CNN in charge of the headlines.

That's cheap crappy journalism at it's best.

Wow - it doesn't take a lot to impress you people. That's the best you can come up with - a typo on the headline graphic?

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[edit on 23-9-2009 by andrewh7]

Thanks CNN!

I'm glad they finally cleared that up! I was so confused before. I thought he was existing in some metaphysical inter-dimensional time-warp that defies life, death, and the laws of physics.

Mystery solved.

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Exactly the kind of news I'd read on The Onion... really.

Is he real?
Or is he Memorex?
Lesse,they lie about everything else...Just sayin

Originally posted by crw2006
LOL, also coming next week from CNN "We may be in a recession, or we may not be"

That is too funny!! That was on MSN.com within the last two days! An article stating "The worst is yet to come." And directly below it, an article stating "10 Reasons the Stock Market is set to rebound!"

This made my day.

Thank you CNN for clearing this up.


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I can't watch is it on u tube?

Starred and Flagged as is a rare post on ats that makes my laugh out loud, I am glad that is cleared up must have taken many junkets to Brussels and Washington over several years to come up with this mind blowing information

Cut CNN a break. I bet it took a lot of time and hard research to officially determine that Osama bin Laden is not a zombie.

Originally posted by digger2381
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haha haha haha I almost fell out of my chair laughing from this.

Brilliant. For an encore, maybe they can bring him up on the hologram machine so he can tell us himself.

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[edit on 23/9/2009 by Sauron]

Please stick to the topic of the thread. anymore childishness will be met with sterner measures.

Originally posted by paradigm619
Cut CNN a break. I bet it took a lot of time and hard research to officially determine that Osama bin Laden is not a zombie.

This brings up a valid point that CNN has been the ONLY network out there digging in and doing the hard work of true investigative reporting. Has it been so long gone from our memories that our greatest fear was that OBL had become an undead harbinger of terror for all eternity? Thanks to CNN's dedication, we have been able to confirm that he is mortal and currently does not have a third possibility of un-life as of this time.

Originally posted by DevilJin
America never found Waldo and America will never find Osama. Osama is a real person however, and I think his acting deserves an Oscar award for best cryptozoology motion film.

His videos are as legendary as that Bigfoot video. You'll see him on Critical Eye or Unsolved Mysteries or something

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So now that we have the known, known about this Bin Laden man out of the way.

Time to now find out the known unknowns and in turn find out the unknown, unknowns to achieve a sense of focus when targetting the next enemy of freedom that we must defend everyone against!



Gotta love the language used in this video here...



"I think that we have to, so, weaken his Infrastructure, that whether he is technically alive or not, he is so pinned down that he cannot function. My preference obviously would be to capture or kill him but if we have so tightened the noose that hes in a cave somewhere and cant even communicate with his operatives, then we will meet our goal of protecting america."

Stuck in a cave?

Sounds familiar...



Sorry, I just cannot take Osama Bin Liner seriously anymore.

Bin Laden is Dead! That is why there have not been any videos of him making his statements. It is all synthesized to sound like him!

At first i laughed,then the reality of the situation hit me and im left feeling dumbfounded and sad that this is what journalism has come to.Course journalism has been dead for years...but this just reiterated that fact to me in one single image.I refuse to believe that anyone who watched that is not thinking the same as people on here.

HAHAHAHAHA Thanks for starting my day with a great laugh.

I looked at the top threads, and I see "CNN" in the title... so I get a bit mad... thinking, why the hell is CNN in top threads?

Then I click the thread, Seventh "One of your friends" made the post... disappointment rushes in...


Then I read "Experts Agree: Bin Laden Dead or Alive" and I fell off my chair laughing