If you could give one thing to an alien that would define humanity, what would it be?, page 1

And although I would normally reply with something like:
"I disagree with what you have to say but will fight to the death to protect your right to say it."
This time you hit it right on the head.

Star for you!

I would like to point out though, that you forgot about the rape and torture part, as these seem to be two of mankinds favorite recreational activities as well.

If I had to choose one thing to give to them, it would have to be a plea for help.

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reply posted on 22-9-2009 @ 06:20 AM by DataWraith

I'd give them , him, her, it? an evening in my company at my home, I'd give it some food and drink, nothing too strong though.
I'd give it some conversation and some ( limited Human) intellectual discourse.
Then I'd talk to them about humanity in general , warning about the so called 'Governments', and explain to the EBE the Government's duplicitious nature and why the average person on the street is always so angry at the Government.
I'd round the evening off with family photos and the offer to come back anytime.

reply posted on 22-9-2009 @ 06:21 AM by Lasheic

A vibrator.

Why not. We're strange birds down here.

(Won't let me post without more texts)

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reply posted on 22-9-2009 @ 06:40 AM by LordBucket

What would you give them?

A kitten.

It's adorable and lovable and cute, but it likes to kill things.

reply posted on 22-9-2009 @ 06:46 AM by whatshenneping

a walk back home
and steel its machine...

ok and i will leave ''ET" todays news paper..

reply posted on 22-9-2009 @ 06:48 AM by Acidtastic

A rubix cube

1 line post freedom of speach ahoy!!

reply posted on 22-9-2009 @ 06:52 AM by atlasastro

I'd offer the Alien my hand. In peace.

reply posted on 22-9-2009 @ 06:55 AM by daddysreturn

Well the wife thinks

Chocolate

and the daughter

sweets/ candy

me

a request for a lift from the mud ball

reply posted on 22-9-2009 @ 06:56 AM by DOADOA

i'd give it my neighbor and tell them they are what we eat here on earth and that they should try them.

reply posted on 22-9-2009 @ 07:05 AM by Acidtastic

Originally posted by DOADOA
i'd give it my neighbor and tell them they are what we eat here on earth and that they should try them.

Martin, is that you?

reply posted on 22-9-2009 @ 07:05 AM by moocowman

Originally posted by stumason
Probably a kick to the face, followed by learning where his home planet is, invading it and stealing his resources while killing his wife and children...

Pretty much sums up Humanity...

I didn't know that was depicted on the Sistine chapel !

reply posted on 22-9-2009 @ 07:32 AM by lucentenigma

All the lawyers on the planet, tell them that they are a genetic experiment gone wrong and if they would kindly dispose of them for us, they are more then welcome to experiment on them first.

Edit: They define most of humanity IMHO, greedy, blood sucking leeches who will lie about their own mother if they can make a buck from it.

Sorry I'm a little grumpy, haven't had any coffee yet.

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