OK before I start this session I would like to include two questions I forgot to include in my first post, it not much but:
Is our government aware of Nessie's existence? YES
Are they interested in her? NO
OK, here are the latest questions and answers:
Can you help me find out how long ago Nessie's mother died? YES
Did she die more than a thousand years ago? YES
Did she die more than 2000 years ago? NO
Did she die more than 1500 years ago? YES
Did she die more than 1600 years ago? YES
Did she die more than 1700 years ago? YES
Did she die more than 1800 years ago? NO
Nessie's mother died 1700-1800 years ago.
When she died was she older than 5000? YES
Was she older than 10,000? YES
Was she older than 15,000? NO
Was she older than 13,000? NO
Was she older than 12,000? NO
Was she younger than 11,000? YES
So, that's between 10,000 and 11,000. Damn they live long.
Can I ask about when Nessie's father died? YES
Did he die more than 1000 years ago? YES
Did he die more than 2000 years ago? YES
Did he die more than 3000 years ago? NO
Did he die more than 2500 years ago? YES
Did he die more than 2600 years ago? YES
Did he die more than 2700 years ago? NO
Nessie's dad died 2600-2700 years ago.
I would now like to determine how old Nessie's father was when he died, is
this OK? YES
When Nessie's father died was he older than 5000? YES
When he died was he older than 10,000? YES
When he died was he older than 15,000? YES
When he died was he older than 20,000? NO
Was he older than 16,000? YES
Was he older than 17,000? YES
Was he older than 18,000? YES
Was he older than 19,000? NO
Who says guy don't live longer than the girls
This guy was 18,000 - 19,
000 years old
Did Nessie's mother die in Loch Ness? YES
And did her father die in Loch Ness? YES
Oh yeah, important question just sprung to mind:
Pendulum, is NEssie a girl? YES
Ah phew, there's me calling her a her when she could easily be a guy (as I
thought that the pendulum started says no
)
Is the Ogopogo real? YES
Is it the same species as Nessie? NO
Is it a threat to humans? YES
Is it the only one of it's kind in the lake? YES
Is it the only one of its kind in the world? YES
Is the Ogopogo older than 1000 years? YES
Is the ogopogo older than 5000 years? YES
Is the Ogopogo older than 10,000 years? YES
Is the Ogopogo older than 15,000 years? NO
Is the Ogopogo older than 11,000 years? NO
So the Ogopogo is 10,000 to 11,000 years old? YES
There ya have em
[Edited on 19-4-2004 by Faceless]
