The Secrets of Nessie revealed!, page 3
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reply posted on 18-5-2004 @ 02:56 PM by Peronemlin
Hi,

I found the pendulum experience really interesting, so, as I didn´t have anything else to do, I gave it a try with my home-made ouija board, and I must say I was shocked with the results (gee...this thing really works!). Here are some of the questions. (And answers)


Does Nessie exists? YES (big YES!!)

Is she the only one at Loch Ness? YES (sad YES)

Doesn´t she feel lonely? ONLY AT CHRISTIMAS

Is she the only one in the world of her species? NO

Does Ogopogo belong to the sames species? NO

Champ, from lake Champlain? NO

Mokele-Mbembe? NO

Godzilla? NOT EVEN CLOSE

Can Nessie walk on land? ONLY IF IT ISN´T RAINING (Here I was surprised! I believed a creature who lives in a lake wouldn´t mind getting wet, but aparently she does)

Can Nessie fly? ONLY IN FIRST CLASS

Was Nessie the product of normal evolution? NO (WOW!!)

Was it deliverately created by someone? YES (DOUBLE WOW!!)

By whom? Y P (I didn´t get this, any suggestions?)

Was Nessie created in this planet? ABSOLUTELY YES

Could Nessie be harmful for humans? JUST DON´T PISS HER OFF (seems to be a very irritable creature)

Is Nessie alive now? YES

Is ELvis alive now? YES (I knew it!)

Was Nessie involved in Kennedy´s assassination? YES (This is too much...)

Did she actually shoot him? YES - if you watch carefully the Zapruder footage of the murder you can actually see a strange green creature driving the car, turning around and shooting into the presidents head. This drove me to my next question. If she can operate firearms...

Does she have hands? JUST FLIPPERS WITH THUMBS (Holy abomination of nature!!)

Is Nessie the Yeti`s (a.k.a. The Abominable Snowman) secret identity? YES (This really puzzled me! I had no idea...)

Then how can a scottish lake creature climb the Himalayas? WITH HER THUMBS (Shocking!!!)

And finally the question you all have been waiting:

Is it true that Nessie writes novels under the name of "Stephen King"? DOUBLE YES!!!



That´s all friends. This are the results of my experience. It´s up to you to decide...


Peronemlin
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