If one wished to capture a reptilian...

reply to post by ranswer

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Yep, that Carthage place. Or even the Utah mall?

In all seriousness, this whole evil reptilian IMO is another way of saying: the devil made me do it.

I think white people--well, humans in general have proven that we are incredibly cruel all on our own. We don't need help from reptiles.

IF they exist, I think they evolved from our dinosaurs--and hey! Maybe WE are the ETs and they are indigenous and we created these myths to demonize them the way we demonized black Africans, native Americans, etc.

Anyway...back to capturing one. I'm thinking that you need bait to lure it out. Probably the lovely sent of pork barbecue, then you black bag it so that it doesn't have that burst of super-strength from an endorphin rush.

The only reason the subject of reptiles exists...is becaue of the movie V. Because there absolutley no fact to it. I hope you do capture the imaginary buggers.....then you can take imaginary pcis and post em..

reply to post by riggs2099

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I've told you nothing less than a live reptilian will do. Then I will kiss it and squeeze it and call it "George". I will teach it sign language and feed it mangoes.

Next up...a smurf.

Take that Destination Truth.

reply to post by Rintendo

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Oh I love that bit about George!
Hey if you're headed tot he Utah Mall give me a ring. The thing is, the old mall that they claim it's under has been undermined (pardoned the pun) by the new mall about a mile west. Bad for business. In fact apart from the church buildings it's like they are trying to move the traffic and people away from that area. But it is creepy in that old mall in the basement.

We could take hounds in in disguise of service animals. and have them hunt them down.

reply to post by MadameGuillotine

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Have you seen Land of the Lost?

My friends and I are huge fans of the "Sleestak". I totally want to capture one if they exist. **fingers crossed that they're wearing sparkly lame' tunics**

Certain other people people believe that these creatures may, in fact, exist and are "evil".



So, I would love to go on an adventure and see what exactly is down there. Want any company this spring? I'm totally psyched to see if its possible.

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reply to post by Rintendo

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I loved land of the lost! I wish they would rerun it, my son would go nuts over the dinos. Lame has to be the style! what giant humanoid reptile would be caught dead with out it?

Give me a call when you're in town!

Go to the studio where they brodcast Meet the Press. I'm sure the right wing lady on there is one. Use a fishing net.

Exactly.

I am going to do more research on that underground. Maybe it being closed was due to the high percentage of large bipedal reptiles in tunics walking around?

We can always hope.

I agree with Teslas method.

Make sure you have a really really crappy camera resolution and make sure you post the video on youtube or google video. Only on these websites will you be able to determine whether you have a reptilian.

reply to post by OzWeatherman

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I don't know...I'll bet I could post my experiences here and people would believe me.

There's a thought. Perhaps I could try it on Anne Coulter?

Tho I think she would rip through that fishing net like it was...fishing net.

I seriously doubt that considering the topic of reptilian shapeshifter videos threads were banned due to numerous member complaints and lack of evidence....long before you joined however

In fact if you want to prove me wrong, why not start a thread on this topic, you have my permission to use my posts from this thread

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Who would need a video when you have firsthand experience ? **shrugs**

On the .00001% chance that there are evolved lizardmen (hopefully in lame tunics) living under the Utah mall I think its worth a looksee.

You will never capture me. Never, I tell you!



(Thanks to Phage for this very cool gift. David Bowie in the movie "The Man Who Fell To Earth.)

reply to post by ziggystar60

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For the picture and the You will never capture me. Never, I tell you!