I have had this discussion with a friend who absolutely, 100% believes that reptilians exist and that they live in underground lairs and work with the government to control us. Our back and forth dialog led to a lot of googling and a pretty cool "find" about the possibility of reptilians existing through a natural evolutionary process.

I'm not sure what I believe on this topic. At this point, I'm open to the possibility of their existence, and my gut is that if they exist at all they are most-likely terrestrial critters that we have assumed are extra-terrestrial.

So now I want to find one. Perhaps I have watched too many programs of Destination Truth, but why not try to "solve" the riddle?

Unlike Bigfoot and the Yeti there are sightings of these fellows in Utah malls, so they are (if they exist) pretty close to the surface in some areas and therefore would not require traipsing through the woods.

How would one capture a reptilian? I mean, anything less than a capture would cause skeptics to cry: you photoshopped it! or that video is a dude in a sleestak suit.

So capturing one in the mall area and dragging it up to the shopping section would be the best bet. If enough people saw it and/or got it on camera phone that would be good evidence.

IF they exist.

So, if they existed, again, how would we capture it?

Assumptions:

Reptilian Traits
Highly Intelligent
Will Resist Capture

This would be a capture, not a "kill".

Any suggestions?

I heard they love sex. Any ways of having a hot chick, capable of discerning reptilians from humans, seduce one to the point wher she can tell its a reptile at the mall? after this a button press or something may be able to dignal an alarm. Ha I'd worry about hitting an human and maybe getting assault. Scream at him REPTILE and see if he runs? hahaha Idk im trying to help but im laughin at the same time.

I dont think the whole putting food out will work. Strong desire for sex/money maybe ahve valuable jewelry out and when they go for it be like hey its mine and get in a fight? are they physically stronger than us? maybe have a taser with you

doubt you can.. you prob need 4 guys with u.. remember they are reportedly 8 feet tall+... good luck they do exist but they are very very dangerous..

These guys, if they exist supposedly have devices that allow them to pass through solid matter. It has been rumored that Farraday sheilded enviroments inhibit these powers. So, taser them, sew a bunch of rare earth magnets into a net of some sort. Aluminum baseball bat with a capacitor pumping a few volts into it. If you don't electricute yourself, or get arrested for capturing someone with perhaps a bad complection, you'll be fine. Happy hunting.

A few things you will need: some imaginary bait...let's some unicorn meat...then an imaginary trap. After you set this all up, sit and wait.

Follow one home from the Mall.

When you've found the lair sneak in and nick a few of their eggs. Take them home to hatch then hold your press conference.

so i see reptilains have not yet left us. okay heres the plan.


film a bunch of random people. apparently you can see them transform on tape. look for the eyes they will change.

if you want an adventure then you should probably check out some of the caves that are rumored to be entrances to their underground cities/lairs or whatever you want to call it...

but honestly if they exist and if they are even half as powerful as people say, this would probably be a suicide... and it would cost a lot of money