posted on Nov, 5 2008 @ 08:22 PM
Originally posted by nerbot
Celibacy may offer a good way of finding a female mind of interest.
Removes the "slut" from the equasion.
Nothing but lies!
Funny story.. at my expense
Although my family is entirely atheist, they did the whole baptism thing when I was born, out of tradition. My aunt had given my parents one of those
"chastity rings" to give to me when I got older.
My parents, being the hilarious jokesters that they are, neglected to inform me of the implications surrounding this generous gift (you see where this
is going). When it finally fit me sometime in junior high, my thoughts on it were something along the lines of; "Awesome! Gold ring with my initials
engraved!" How wrong I was...
Sadly, it wasn't until my senior year that I found out it's true and nefarious purpose. Girls commented on noticing it, but it never clicked in my
mind what they were talking about...
By the end of this unfortunate experience did I end up with a "good girl" after apparently advertising my goodness for all to see? Hell no. If
anything it was taken as a challenge by easy women far and wide
PS: Don't do that to your kids