posted on Sep, 23 2008 @ 04:48 PM
Maybe they can't get a good deal with one of the companies?
I had a real hulabaloo getting something called Broadband and
though my Grandson knows more about this stuff than me, it
was quite a carry-on, I can tell you... oh I just did, sorry.
The aliens may not have a long enough wire from the modem to
their spaceship and I can tell you... oh I'm just gonna, that you
have to watch that darn cable if it's too long, I went a right clatter,
I spilled my colostomy bag and I think I tore my sack.
So, there I was, ten o'clock in the morning, soaked in p*ss and
a Doctor's appointment at 10.30.
Well I could go on, but to say this tale ends with ...till the handle
breaks off and you have to get a doctor to pull it out again!
There, I've told yer.