How do I attract Aliens?

The transcendental number PI attracts aliens. You can use a computer program, such as PiFast, to calculate PI to 500 million decimal places. Save it to a file and burn it onto a CD. It will give you some wild dreams if you keep it near your bed. I call it an in-house abduction. Be patient, because it may take some weeks for aliens to find you.

Originally posted by QuietWonderer714
I love reading stuff about aliens and my dad tells me all about them, but i want to see one in person but dont know how to atteact them. Are there any ways to find UFOs or attract them?

To be honest, I have no idea if this stuff works...

I've heard some people meditate.

If you can't get them to come to you, go to them. Visit Area 51, bring a bright flashlight and flicker it on & off at any odd craft you see. If they flicker their light back, you got a nibble...

Let them come to you.


Just don't ask

Too bad that our DNA has been downgraded. But keep on watching up in the skies, and meditate and vibrate at a higher frequency. I've wanted to contact UFO's as well. But haven't yet seen any, but at least I feel that they are somewhere around here.