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Originally posted by menguard
Pull down its pants give it the worlds best wedgie and tell it to bring another pair of trousers when in the (Earths rotation) because we are adjusting to a new climate of being.
Also tell them to take their wand that is silvery metalic and shutdown someones balance, or equilibrium by overstimulating someones crown chakra in the body.
Originally posted by Palasheea
If you see an an alien..you.........'
... you scream, "Who ya gonna call??!!"
GhostBusters, of course!!
I'm not joking.
Originally posted by ItsFrickenAndrew
If you see a UFO, pickup a rock, throw it and just go ape. Make sure its shot down if you have an alternative. Quickly take pictures, expose them as you damage the craft.
If you are abducted, get full scan for any devices maybe "put in", hire a witch doctor to curse them for what they deserve, get hypnosis first for memory, they may have input false memory.
[edit on 9-4-2008 by ItsFrickenAndrew]