This is not a joke. I'd love to see a thread that reasons out the known simularities of how one might find theirselfs abducted by aliens.

A good example is I've heard the bulk of the majority of abductions that take place happen for a 2 hour period around 2am. So a good way to get abducted might be make sure to be outside between 1-3am.


What else?

Am I really the only other person out here that thinks about "how to get abducted by aliens"?

LOL

Are you saying you've never wanted to be abducted?

I would have thought that an "archangel" would have this knowledge already.

Originally posted by intrepid
I would have thought that an "archangel" would have this knowledge already.

lol



I dont think all abduction are outside

I think alot take place during sleep

in my opinion ufos are also the annunaki who still reside still just like in genesis during the flood and after

i feel like ive had some kind of experience but cant say for sure as it was during the night, and even though it felt real and i could talk and was aware what was going on i remember waking up or snapping out of it after saying jesus' name during the incident

dream? partial abduction, ill never know but I dont think they are always outside for that matter

yeah yeah, this old drum is getting old fellows so let me point this out to you.

I'm Incarnated, in meaning I have taken on phyical form. I've incarnated into the human creation form. Oh Yeah! Guess what? So too have YOU all.

Now you tell me what pryor knowledges of the past before the incarnation of yourself do you freely recall?

How about we don't shnit on my threads, I'd expect a little more respect from a moderator. Just goes to show really the limits of human's ability to follow a simple job discription wouldn't you say "super mod?"

Originally posted by Incarnated
HOWEVER! I do expect more from a mod, but that just goes to show you what the mods here are made up out of.

And we expect more from our membership. Dude, I wasn't the one claiming to be the Archangel Micheal.

From the T&C:

1). Posting: You will not post any material that is knowingly false, misleading, or inaccurate.

Well I will tell you the techniques that I have used, but none have worked so far that I know.

First I tried something I read on here. It involved getting to this plane of information, you would concentrate on splitting your brain into 4 sections and assigning a color and feeling to each section. I laid in bed for an hour at least trying this. I can tell you it was a very strange night, but I cannot make any real claims.

Just last night I tried to project my thoughts all the way to this star in the Orion constellation. I told them "I know your there, you know im here, lets get together and be alright". I concentrated very hard at it, but I am yet to get a reply. My hopes are still up though, maybe even thoughts take awhile to travel that far I am thinking, maybe some Alien will be eating lunch and all of a sudden get this crazy voice in their head, and then maybe they will answer me. Dimensional lag sucks!

The crazy thing is, I was as close to I have ever been in my life to thinking I was seeing a UFO tonight, about 30 mins ago. It is still confusing me but I am pretty sure it was just a plane. I don't know if this helps at all but if someone is interested in the first process I tried U2U me and I will see if I can dig up the thread it was on.

Do angels really need to be abducted? Would the aliens be suprised and yell out in fear once they realized that they had captured the ArchAngel? I need to light up my pipe and think about that one.

Originally posted by Incarnated
don't shnit on my threads

your bullshnit.

You must be an angel sailor of some sort. Some of my crew spout off like that too. Is that an accent showing through or did ya just misspell it on purpose?

[edit on 8-1-2008 by Captain Obvious]

I think making fun of people is rude, period.

Incarnated has been kind to me in the past and I really don't see why it is okay to make fun of him or anyone else around here.

I think there is a thread around here somewhere that says "Courtesy is Mandatory"

This is just to easy, if you want to get abducted by aliens you might want to take up bigfoot hunting or chasing werewolves. Red Rock State Park has a large alien colony that would certainly help you out. Scott Pendleton and Jen Fox are still missing. Then there is Lake County, Montana, they have family plan aductions there. Most secret government installations are also a good bet and don't forget about dark lonely roads. Any place where you see faces in the trees or unknown lights in the sky. The list just goes on and on. There are also many who make house calls, they pick you up and return you (most times). That two hour thing, i'm not so sure about that. Some might want to take you out to dinner and others might want to take you out, for dinner. They are like a bad reputation, either way, you get them for life.

I don't want to be abducted and I think you should be careful what you ask for.

Just my opinion.

Originally posted by interestedalways
I think making fun of people is rude, period.

Incarnated has been kind to me in the past and I really don't see why it is okay to make fun of him or anyone else around here.

Who's making fun of him? He posted the "archangel" stuff, not me.

I think there is a thread around here somewhere that says "Courtesy is Mandatory"

Yes there is, good info. BUT do we suspend the T&C because someone is "nice"?