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reply posted on 13-9-2007 @ 01:39 PM by HighDefinitionFilms
The RUSH LIMBAUGH Rap
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(The writer is left of Chomsky... this rap is a PARODY of Conservative views...
with a Non-Parody final line of reconciiliation. it should be noted that while the writer may hate right-wing opinions, he loves many Republicans as friends and family. He just thinks they need professional help, covered by a national healthcare plan.)


PEOPLE on the radio
tell me I should save a whale

PEOPLE on the TV
break the law, you go to jail

PEOPLE in a magazine
say to keep the air clean
exercise and stay lean
tell me what they really mean?

Nothing... they're just talking out their butts...
The pie's getting bigger, they all want their cut...
The only girls having abortions are sluts---
but excuse me--- that isn't too Politically Correct.

I've had my fill,
hearing about that oil spill...
Grant some forgiveness,
let Exxon get back to business!

Goodbye ozone
go find another home...
Hello polution,
you're the solution!

Consume, consume
Conservation is our doom...

Just show me how,
and I'll extinct the spotted owl.

Carbon Dioxode,
our Mother's Nature's pride...

Kill off the human race...
nature's way of making space...

DON'T quote me no quote right straight from the Bible,
got a lot of reading left in the Washington Times,
can't help out the poor with their own survival,
too busy making cash busting out these ryhmes...

Can't save the whales
while I'm saving par
Can't sit down strike
while I'm sitting at a bar.
This Greenpeace crap has gone way too far,
let's ditch this planet go live on a distant star.

It seems like to day just to have an effect
you gotta make sure your words are politically correct
If you speak your mind
then you might find
all these liberals have a motive of a different kind...

If the problem is naggin'
don't jump on the bandwagon

Think for yourself...
AND RE-DISTRIBUTE THE WEALTH!!!



TPM
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