Originally posted by jedimiller
What's next for me? well, I turned in my report to my Art teacher. In it, I recreate the experiment using black and white photographs. As of now, this stuff is considered to be ART because I can't prove anything. So I took advantage of the project and made it out to be an "ART project". But from the response that i've seen and the interest, rest assured I will be making a short video with real live demostrations and perhaps even more wild ideas for the experiment. I'm thinking before the end of the year and maybe someone will help me and send it to YouTube for me.

Nice one Jed

Call it "Transition Dog" and enter it for the Turner Prize in the UK.

Guaranteed winner - in the past a woman won it with an unmade bed, and before that a guy won it by cutting a sheep in half and suspending the carcass in a clear perspex box full of formaldahyde. - its worth $20k to you if you win it

More science like this please

[edit on 7/0907/07 by neformore]

Originally posted by jedimiller
I saw the hot dog misplace itself inside the microwave. As if moving between spaces, of course I saw this thru the small window and I couldn't really see very well inside.

you probily saw the sausage 'bend through time' because you had been staring into a microwave for half an hour, you probaly fried your eyeballs

ROFL... i dont think microwaves can open a hole in space and teleport ur hot dog.

Originally posted by Trauma
This is just a stupid prank to get people to put hot dogs in the microwave and burn them badly. Nothing happens the hot dog just smokes and smells very bad. Honestly this wasn't even that funny.

Oh, Trauma, Trauma, Trauma
Haven’t you learned anything about ‘Viral Marketing’ during the last few months here?
Here we have ‘hot dogs’ – ‘microwave ovens’ – ‘cell phones’ and all in one thread, how good is that?
Oh! and I almost forgot – humour (yes, the Canadian, English, Australian, New Zealand way of spelling it!)
A sense of humour sets us apart from the greys of this world!

You probably have the local FD breaking down your door looking for
the source of all the smoke! Seen it happen number of times (belong
to a FD) - have an apartment complex in town. Used to have some
real losers, come home drunk/high about 1am and decide to fix something
to eat. Toss it in microwave and forget about it or pass out. About 15
min later we show up looking for the fire. Vent out the apartment, take
down info and leave. Apartment manager decided to remove these
yo-yo's before burned place down....

Jedi, I commend your research into the experimental inter-dimensional translocation of savouries

If I may make a suggestion to aid your research...What seems to be missing is the addition of a beer-based flux to initiate the temporal dislocation of the hotdog protein-particulate before the introduction of microwaves.

Taking Stella's 3rd Law of Alcohol (often known as the 'Pub Paradox') into consideration, which states that as the ratio of alcohol-to-mass factor increases past a given level, the strong-lager forces are able to induce a time dilation effect on the test-subject. These lager-forces can be experienced at even a mild level when the test subject enters a bar during daylight hours, and upon the consumption of 2-3 pints and leaving said establishment, finds that it is now dark (and there are no more busses running).

Should the subject continue to consume more than the critical 6pint figure, the subject not only is able to be totally disassociated with the current timeline, but that it now starts to run backwards from this point on. (This is why, to the test-subject, older women start to look gradually younger and more appealing.) Continued consumption beyond this point causes the subject to periodically slip out of the current timeline all together and able to travel backwards in time, hence while the subject has actually only told a particular anecdote once, to onlookers he appears to have been continually repeating himself.

So using Stella's Theorem, it should be possible to dislocate the hotdog from the laboratories current-timeline, introduce a focussed microwave beam and project its particulate-sequence to the telephonic receptor where its molecular-matrix will be coded into an 11-digit number and ready to be dialled-out via telephone-facsimilie to an identical microwave-oven configured to the same arrangement as the sending machine

jedimiller -- congrats on perfecting your technique

waiting anxiously for the video.

[edit on 9-9-2007 by AkumaStreak]

Well, the thread got moved to a prank and jokes area of the boards..I'm fine with that, I never said it actually happened did I? It was more of an "Artistic experiment" like i've said numerous times. the moderators had to move it here I guess because other users complained. but i'm glad it was seen as a joke because It made me laugh and I really needed that right now. I hope you all enjoyed the pictures and had fun here.

Originally posted by jedimiller
I hope you all enjoyed the pictures and had fun here.

I have to honestly say that I truly found this entire thread to be a riot. I laughed my buns off at some of the replies and, to be frank, I even found the "experiment" to be most creative. A potential Nobel Prize wiener for science no doubt.

lol, that flying hot dog image is great! I'd have to print that out. on the conspiracy turn.

1. I do not work for oscar meyer: So i'm not trying to sell more hot dogs. but if I did, I guess that's a good thing.

Check the inside top of your microwave, as there may be gooey dripping stains. If the hotdog was going to teleport it would appear in someone's hotdog bun across the galaxy!