posted on Sep, 8 2007 @ 12:37 PM
Jedi, I commend your research into the experimental inter-dimensional translocation of savouries
If I may make a suggestion to aid your research...What seems to be missing is the addition of a beer-based flux to initiate the temporal dislocation
of the hotdog protein-particulate before the introduction of microwaves.
Taking Stella's 3rd Law of Alcohol (often known as the 'Pub Paradox') into consideration, which states that as the ratio of alcohol-to-mass factor
increases past a given level, the strong-lager forces are able to induce a time dilation effect on the test-subject. These lager-forces can be
experienced at even a mild level when the test subject enters a bar during daylight hours, and upon the consumption of 2-3 pints and leaving said
establishment, finds that it is now dark (and there are no more busses running).
Should the subject continue to consume more than the critical 6pint figure, the subject not only is able to be totally disassociated with the current
timeline, but that it now starts to run backwards from this point on. (This is why, to the test-subject, older women start to look gradually younger
and more appealing.) Continued consumption beyond this point causes the subject to periodically slip out of the current timeline all together and able
to travel backwards in time, hence while the subject has actually only told a particular anecdote once, to onlookers he appears to have been
continually repeating himself.
So using Stella's Theorem, it should be possible to dislocate the hotdog from the laboratories current-timeline, introduce a focussed microwave beam
and project its particulate-sequence to the telephonic receptor where its molecular-matrix will be coded into an 11-digit number and ready to be
dialled-out via telephone-facsimilie to an identical microwave-oven configured to the same arrangement as the sending machine