Making a hot dog dissapear using microwaves, page 8
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reply posted on 10-11-2007 @ 12:18 PM by jfj123
reply to post by jedimiller



My first thought is that you have an awful lot of free time

My second thought is that I really hope you are not serious


reply posted on 31-1-2008 @ 01:15 AM by Some_Guy_With_no_Life
I know the topic starter is really taking this seriously (I think) but I have to say it made me LMAO. I mean come on, do you think a microwave really has the power to bend space and time! TIME, really! If that's the case then maybe you should be trying to build a time machine instead of causing hot dog to break down on the molecular level. That is just priceless, but really though from a organic and non organic perspective all a microwave oven does is just cause the molecules of water and the water in the fat to vibrate at a particular frequency. Quote from wikipedia "A microwave oven works by passing non-ionizing microwave radiation, usually at a frequency of 2.45 GHz (a wavelength of 12.24 cm), through the food." That type of heat induction causes the molecular structure of the water and other solvable material to vibrate quickly so quickly in fact it gets hot. Its the same thing as boiling water on a stove in a pot. Without a touchable hot surface using conduction but instead is using convection in the from of energetic microwaves which are quite commonly found in outer space. Like a central heater in a house so to speak.

Test it out if you like take a dried piece of wood and put it in there for say a minute. Then take it out and feel how warm it is. Shouldn't be very warm at all, but then take a small cup of just water and put it in there for a minute. I should be so hot it will have steam coming off of it. So basically unless you can find a quantum singularity in your utility drawer. Your attempt to send the horse jaws and pig balls into the fifth dimension for a moment or two in the hopes you can phone it to your friend across town is really just a fun way to spend an afternoon zapping hot dogs to oblivion.

Hey maybe you could put in some aluminum foil and create a temporal breach which would induce a state of internal molecular distortion in the hot dog and then by reconfiguring the frequency of the cell phone you could use it as a sort of remote control to guide the now partially out of phase electorally stimulated hot dog into a total radio signal and transmit it using the frequency of your microwave to the cell towers in your area to then recombine the thing in lets say an adjoining room where you have the exact setup running but in reverse.

I have no idea what I am talking about in the last paragraph, just figured I would feed the fire so to speak. Hope I didn't sound a like a prick to anyone was just trying to make a little humor from what was already funny as hell.

-BB


reply posted on 13-2-2008 @ 10:31 PM by sparda4355
reply to post by jedimiller



Okay dude... I LOVE you and I am adding you as a friend! Everybody here tries to make fun of your imagination and they don't take your experiment seriously! I however would like to start with this!!!

First of all this is hands down the best use of work time I have ever heard of! I enjoy taking craps at work because I am getting paid to take a crap, you topped that and then some!

Second... all great scientists in time were made fun of when they tried off the wall experiments and without them, we wouldn't have electricity, light bulbs, television, etc...

Third... I would like to add some advice, I think the problem was the fact that the microwave and phoneline were not connected? I think if you were to repeat this experiment with a 2 line phone... try this...

-plug phone line one into the wall socket...

-instead of plugging the second line into the wall, extend the cord into the microwave with the hotdog and shut the door on the cord so that the phone line is in the microwave with the hotdog...

-then call a second phone... with phone line one...

-answer the second phone (also a two line phone) and leave both phones off the hook... repeat the steps with the first phone only place the second line into an empty microwave

-place the two phones on (conference mode) so that now there is a link between the hotdog, the phone, and a second phone and the second microwave...

-turn the microwave 1 to 36 minutes and wait

-if successful the hotdog should teleport through the line two into the first phone, through line one into the wall and then into line one of the second phone, then through line two of the second phone and into the second microwave!

GOOD LUCK... LET ME KNOW IF IT WORKS!


reply posted on 13-2-2008 @ 10:46 PM by diana
Originally posted by sparda4355
reply to
post by jedimiller



Okay dude... I LOVE you!!!

Third... I would like to add some advice, I think the problem was the fact that the microwave and phoneline were not connected? I think if you were to repeat this experiment with a 2 line phone... try this...

--if successful the hotdog should teleport through the line two into the first phone, through line one into the wall and then into line one of the second phone, then through line two of the second phone and into the second microwave!



Ok first of all dear, the i love you to him disturbs me on numerous levels including our personal relationship! Second of all this has to be the most off the wall, crazy, but hilarious idea I've EVER heard you come up with. I dont think I've ever heard a sentence that started with a two line phone and ended with a hotdog teleporting thru time. I'm sorry I can support you on your most craziest ideas...but this...this hotdog bending time, I cannot. But I can laugh at you because I love yhou.



reply posted on 13-2-2008 @ 11:14 PM by sparda4355
Originally posted by diana
Originally posted by sparda4355
reply to
post by jedimiller



Okay dude... I LOVE you!!!

Third... I would like to add some advice, I think the problem was the fact that the microwave and phoneline were not connected? I think if you were to repeat this experiment with a 2 line phone... try this...

--if successful the hotdog should teleport through the line two into the first phone, through line one into the wall and then into line one of the second phone, then through line two of the second phone and into the second microwave!



Ok first of all dear, the i love you to him disturbs me on numerous levels including our personal relationship! Second of all this has to be the most off the wall, crazy, but hilarious idea I've EVER heard you come up with. I dont think I've ever heard a sentence that started with a two line phone and ended with a hotdog teleporting thru time. I'm sorry I can support you on your most craziest ideas...but this...this hotdog bending time, I cannot. But I can laugh at you because I love yhou.


Oh baby... You know I only love you, it's only a respect love for Jedi!

Now baby... you remember you couldn't back me up on this when me and Jedi become world famous for being the first to successfully teleport a hotdog using telephones and microwaves!

And... It won't stop there baby... we will teleport, cheese burgers, pizza slices, maybe even small animals! We quite possibly will be able to solve world hunger by nuke teleporting food to third world countries and as the technology evolves, we will be able to teleport people back and forth between super sized micro machines!
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