posted on Sep, 5 2007 @ 08:48 AM
Now this is makin' me do some thinkin'! So I says to myself, Self? What would make that hot dog jump into a phone line.........
You know, I just thought of somethin' and stuff. The other night my phone was ringin' and stuff. So I pick up that phone and say
"Hello......hello....hello.....Is anyone there?"
Hmmmmmmm, there was no answer on that phone.
Wait! When I hung up that phone, I noticed that I had yellow mustard on the side of my face where I was holdin' that phone and stuff! And there was
roll crumbs under my phone! You might be onto somethin'! Man - maybe if you put that hod dog in the microwave for 2 hours it would work.
Wait! I just did some more thinkin'! Maybe if you put a cell phone in the microwave with that hotdog while you're cookin' it and stuff that hot dog
would like jump into that cell phone and go flyin' through the air as radio waves and stuff! Yeah! Man, that's some good stuff!
Hold on! Maybe if you put that hot dog in some water before putting it the microwave, and like micro-boil that hot dog - yeah! And like you could use
a nice fancy metal container. And it would be like all boilin', and sparkin', and makin' like miniature lightnin' and stuff in that microwave.
Yeah! That hot dog wouldn't stand a chance!
I think I'm gonna go try it with a piece of pizza! Yeah! That would be so cool! You call up Domino's and the next thing you know, that pizzas
flyin' through the phone right into your mouth and stuff! Yeah!
On a serious note, a mind which thinks outside of the box is a potentially GREAT mind. I admire you for pondering something most wouldn't even think
of. Most great inventions have come about in this fashion. But PLEASE - be careful when playing around with a microwave in that fashion. I can't
imagine what the microwave was like after 36 minutes. No one would like to see you get hurt.