Thread Killers reunion thread!

Any fellow original THREAD KILLERS still out there?
Am I the last one who still suffers from this disorder?
Any potential new members out there?

Your only qualification is to kill off threads regardless of size or activity. Your mere presence alone is enough to choke a topic. Do you tend to be the last poster on occassion? Are you so afflicted that you even fear reading a thread? If you answer yes, then come on out and say hi.

Dont let irony make this a doomed post.

edit: spelling finger fell asleep

[edit on 24/8/07 by shadow watcher]

Hey Shadow Watcher. I've killed a few threads. Especially my own.So how's about a new member?


BTW- love your edit post.LMAO

See I'm Perfect.Killed this thread for you already....

Welcome AccessDenied!
There are many of us out there, we are the housekeepers of the web.
If there are stagnant or dying topics out there, it is our duty to be the angel of mercy to help them to the other side.

Some think we do it on purpose, but no, it is just our power overshadowing us. We have a duty not to kill threads just because we can. It really is quite a responsibility.

It will be fun to see some of the members who feel like us.

Well then, here's to being a thread killer

So far I seem to be an inadvertant thread killer of my own threads.

But one day I'm going to think of the most uberishly irresistable thread idea ever and it will be flagged over and over, as well as have more stars than the walk of fame! *poke poke* wake up cawfee... cawfee wake up... huh? err. oh.

reply to post by fweshcawfee

Welcome to the club fweshcawfee. Nothin' seems to come easier than thread killin'

OMG! Company's coming! It's just been me and Fritz sittin over at the club house for months now. (He has fleas, ya know-nothin' but luv for ya Fritz, baby).

wow, is Fritz still around? That thread was ginormous in it's day.
we'll leave a light on for ya!

I've killed a few threads, most of 'em bein' mine, for some unknown reason. It could be I'm too friendly or my avatar is alittle frightenin', see ya !! Where's my beautiful Firestar !!

I think I've effectively killed 95% of the threads I've posted in since I first joined the site. I can't decide if people are so impressed with my thoughts that they are speechless, or if it's just that I like to have the last word... Got room for another thread-killer?

Edited to say: Yep, I killed this one too.

[edit on 25-8-2007 by Jenna]

You aren't killing this thread today.
I am hopeful that others will join our ranks and adorn the thread killer name in their profile so that we may all recognise each other.

Bump bump bump

Not killing this thread yet......

i seem to suffer from a disorder called "no post thread killing"
i make threads and no one replies, well almost no one

Me too outrider.

I think you need a certain amount of points within the six figure range before you can submit an application for actual ATS human status. And even then your application could be DENIED!

I used to kill threads, in a darker time.

Now, I don't kill them, only cripple them a wee bit. :w:

To be DENIED is IGNORANCE.

heh heh heh
There may be something to the 6 figure post count thing.

Die thread DIE!!!

Begone!

I'm a thread killer... but not an original.. version 2.0... even BETTER!!! WOOOOOOOOOOO!!! and I'm also a chat killer...

www.belowtopsecret.com...

As Galm i am Part of Chat Killers V2
we are much better then the old killers