posted on Feb, 7 2007 @ 12:13 PM
This army of Scottish neds. How much does up keep cost for say only a dozen? Monetarily per week? I'm thinking that hireing them would be
effective. I could post them around my house and bedroom. They are probably even good for keeping soliciters away! i want some, where do I get
them, is there a store in Scottland they hang out infront of? Tell me I need info.
I had a crackhead once as a anti alien security system, Only cost one rock a day. He was great, you should have seen him when he got "all crazy"
he would have done justice to the image of a PCP inhanced chimp going berzerk in a National Geographic video. But, instead of fur and the jungle
picture a wife beater, pants with holes, and wearing one shoe... ... while wrestleing with an unsuspecting Jehovas Witness on the front lawn while the
sprinklers are on. Screaming the whole time- Give it! Give me the rock!! Ohh that sweet juicy crack. I need it! I know it's hidden on you!! The guy
in the house said so!
Never had another problem with the door to door soliciters nor the neighbors again while he was there. So in theory the Neds, or my old crackhead
security system would probably work well against the greys. Notice the greys never abduct any crackheads or people on PCP, or angel dust. That is a
tool to use to our advantage. I could start up an internet mail order site...for this. hmmm thinking all entramanuer and stuff. I am formulating a
genius plan! I'll be rich! Only problem with the crack head is a low retention rate, he ran away when the cops came to investigate a recent rash of
kitchenette plastic cutlery burgleries at the local mini marts.
I was thinking why don't people just put a bucket of cleaning solution or something else irritating over their door? When the greys come in splash!
And the greys go running in pain back to their hover ship. And humanity gets another night of well deserved sleep.
I was thinking why not get the kids involved too. A home alien trap kit, along with fun book and crayons to draw on your new alien pet/toy. The
delux edition comes with a dress and bonet the grey can wear, for young girls who want a playmate dressed like her other toys for when she plays
'imaginary tea time'
Set up is simple. Place the shatter proof plastic bucket over the door while it's open just a crack. Make sure your mom or dad fills the bucket
with the ajax and vinigar solution, for your safety kids. Then simply place the net that comes along with the play set over the bucket, thus insuring
your new 'friend' won't be leaving playtime too early. Then simply put on our patented alien bait CD with recordings of real live hillbillies.
The aliens won't be able to resist! So come and get the newest thing that all the cool kids at school are talking about, simply dial
1-888-new-friend. call to order costs 2.95 a minute so remember to ask mom and dad for permission before you call!!!