Originally posted by Rockpuck
I would further more like to announce that through undisclosed sources that I believe true and liable, that thelibra has in fact been caught in sexual engagements with animals.
That is all.
Be carefull Rockpuck, remember your pledge to not slander other candidates.
As a candidate for this office, running on this website, I promise the following:
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I will not, through my actions, communicate libelous or slanderous statements or advertising messages directed toward other candidates in the primaries or general election
I will not, through my inaction, allow libelous or slanderous statements or advertising messages directed toward other candidates to be made on my behalf
I will participate in every debate and avail myself to questions from the general population
If selected in a primary election, I will accept the nomination to run for my party for The President of The United States and select a capable running mate for my Vice President
I understand that if I fail to live up to the higher standards described herein, I may voluntarily or forcibly be required to end my candidacy or Presidency if elected.
[edit on 25-2-2007 by whatukno]


(edit: but not with mine.) 