03/22/05: "I tell ya, blind dates never work out. I had a blind date. The girl, she showed up, she was pregnant. What do ya say to a girl that's
pregnant? What have you been doing lately? And she told me she had a fight with her boyfriend. I said, "Look, you tell your boyfriend next time you
fight, he should knock you down." "
"With my wife there's always something. The last time I got a haircut. She told me it was terrible. She said it looks like you got a haircut. She
says when you get a haircut it's not supposed to look like you got a haircut. She said, "Harry got a haircut. No one even knew that Harry got a
haircut." I said, "Then how do you know Harry got a haircut?" So now I got a new problem. Next week I'm due to get a haircut. And I don't want it
to look like a got a haircut. So what I'm doing now is I'm trying to find a barber who don't look like he's a barber. "
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