Rodney Dangerfield joke of the day

Originally posted by NotTooHappy
02/28/04: "With my wife I don't get no respect. I bought a used car. And found my wife's dress in the back seat."

This is my all time favorite. I had to go all the way to page 5 to find it. :-)Rodney was the greatest.

02/15/04: "Hey , I don't get respect from anyone. Why, American Airlines, they thanked me for flying United. "

02/22/05: "When I was a kid I got no respect. The time I was lost on the beach and the cop helped me look for my parents I said, "Do you think we'll find them?" He said, "I don't know, kid, there's so many places they could hide." "

02/23/04: "I tellin ya I get no respect. When I was in Switzerland, I got an obscene yodel. "

02/24/05: "Last Christmas I got no respect. In my stocking, I got an Odor-Eater. "

Excellent NotTooHappy, good on you for keeping this thread going. It brings a smile to my face.

Jack

No problem. Thanks for the feedback. Sometimes I wonder if anyone reads these anymore.

02/25/04: "I tell ya I get no respect. I told my dentist to put in a new tooth to match my other teeth. He put in a tooth with four cavities. "

02/27/04: "With my wife I don't get no respect. She told me when we have sex, that's the only time I make her laugh. "

03/02/04: "In high school I got no respect. I shared a locker with a mop. "

03/03/05: "Last Christmas I got no respect. I gave my kid a B-B gun. He gave me a sweatshirt with a bullseye in the back! "

03/06/05:"I tell ya, my wife, she likes to talk during sex. The other night she called me from a motel. "

03/07/05: "I live in a bad neighborhood. Just the other night a guy held me up. But he had class, ya know. He used an electric razor. Actually, I blame myself. I was standing right next to an outlet. Oh, this guy took everything. He took my watch, my wallet and a little off the sides. "

Originally posted by NotTooHappy
No problem. Thanks for the feedback. Sometimes I wonder if anyone reads these anymore.

Dude this is one of my favorite threads Keep up the good work!

Wee...funny jokes...
Keep it up.
Time to read it again.

Just for you guys!!!

03/09/04: "My childhood was rough. Once for my birthday, my old man gave me a bat. The first day I played with it, it flew away. "

03/10/05: "I tell ya nothing goes right. My wife's father died. She had his body frozen. Every time I take a snack, he falls out of the refrigerator. "

03/11/05: "I get no respect. I was crossing the street. I got hit by a mobile library. I was lying there in pain, screaming. The guy looked at me. He went, "Shhhh." "

03/14/05: "I take showers, I don't like baths. The last time I took a bath, I lost three of my ships. "

03/15/04: "I don't get no respect at all. My wife, she ran off with my best friend. Now I got no dog. "