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Magical Soda Machine Game!

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posted on Feb, 4 2007 @ 05:58 PM
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and out pops pepsi...

I put in A snoop dogg CD




posted on Feb, 4 2007 @ 07:07 PM
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You get a twen-sack.
(weed)

I put in a Skinny Puppy CD



posted on Feb, 4 2007 @ 07:13 PM
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and you get a half starved real puppy in return...


I put in a blank video cassette



posted on Feb, 4 2007 @ 08:20 PM
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...and you get Gilligans Island reruns infested with EVP phenomenon.

I put in an out of date set of car keys...



posted on Feb, 4 2007 @ 08:24 PM
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and then you get an even more out of date crank handle from a 1920 Model-T Ford.





I put in a pair of LEVI's.



posted on Feb, 4 2007 @ 09:43 PM
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For your pair of levi's you get a overweight builder with his Butt crack on show...

I put in my self assesment tax return...



posted on Feb, 4 2007 @ 09:45 PM
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for that you get an IRS audit!




I put in all my W2's, so I don't have to worry about filing...



posted on Feb, 4 2007 @ 10:45 PM
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The machine implants a chip in your arm, to ensure that you automatically file every year from now on...

I put in an UZI.



posted on Feb, 5 2007 @ 01:36 AM
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Originally posted by Nicotine1982
The machine implants a chip in your arm, to ensure that you automatically file every year from now on...


I think the Govt is already working on that one... Coming to Walmart soon!



For yours you get Gasoline and Nicotine, of course.


I throw in another lit match!



posted on Feb, 5 2007 @ 04:06 AM
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and you get a zippo

I put in a DVD of jack kiroak



posted on Feb, 5 2007 @ 04:21 AM
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Out comes a DVD called Jacks Karaoke...

I put in a big wad of flyers that were handed to me whilst shopping...



posted on Feb, 5 2007 @ 04:26 AM
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and the machine starts verbaly announcing to you each and every offer in a 80s TV show announcer voice.

I put in my ex wifes lawyer.



posted on Feb, 5 2007 @ 04:38 AM
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and for that you get your lawyers ex-wife.





I put in my hopes and dreams for the future.



posted on Feb, 5 2007 @ 04:47 AM
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and in a fortunate and very unlikly event all of your hopes and dreams come true.


I put in my will to live.



posted on Feb, 5 2007 @ 04:50 AM
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A big hunting knife shoots out the machine and misses you by 1cm, maybe you gain your will to live back after comeing so close to death...

I put in 24 cats droppings and 50 dogs droppings....



posted on Feb, 5 2007 @ 04:55 AM
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and for that you get this video...

Schfifty Five

I put in the knife that tried to kill me.

[edit on 5-2-2007 by whatukno]



posted on Feb, 5 2007 @ 06:09 AM
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and out comes

a half cup of diced onions

a half cup of diced green peppers

1/4 teaspoon of cooking oil. Saute until the onions start to caramelize. Add mushrooms...

Oh wait a minute, I thought this was the recipe thread.




I put in the rest of the makings of that omelette I was starting to prepare.



posted on Feb, 5 2007 @ 01:29 PM
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and out comes an omelette that is quite fluffy and palitable with a side order of hash browns.

I put in the Geiko commercials.



posted on Feb, 5 2007 @ 02:06 PM
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...and out comes one very upset duck.

I shove the duck into a pillowcase and back into the machine...



posted on Feb, 5 2007 @ 02:09 PM
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and you get a down pillow that isnt anti bacterialy protected

I put in this rumor

What U KNO is Dan Akroyd



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