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Magical Soda Machine Game!

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posted on Feb, 3 2007 @ 12:51 PM
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you wait for 15 minutes, and don't hear any animals fighting. You look into the coin slot and see something VERY disturbing...

...Then the machine gives you a litter of Cat-Bulls. (or Pit-tens)

I give the machine laxitives.




posted on Feb, 3 2007 @ 12:54 PM
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@Nicotine


For that you get a four roll pack of TP.



I put in my noisy neighbors.



posted on Feb, 3 2007 @ 12:58 PM
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You get a roll of quality insulation, and a Garth Brooks CD.
(they must be like MY noisy neighboors)


I put in some toast



posted on Feb, 3 2007 @ 01:02 PM
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MMmmm toast! I could live on toast alone. I mean er um, the machine likes toast, yup that's it. The machine likes it.



And you get nothing in return, the machine ate it.


I put in an ice cold glass of milk to wash the toast down.



posted on Feb, 3 2007 @ 01:18 PM
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and you get a cow that only gives sour milk


I put in fried cheese!



posted on Feb, 3 2007 @ 01:19 PM
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You get a massive heart attack for having fried cheese to begin with.

I put in what U kno



posted on Feb, 3 2007 @ 01:37 PM
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and the machine becomes GOD and smites you.

What U KNO 2 puts in a copy of Paranoia by West End Games



posted on Feb, 3 2007 @ 02:51 PM
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The machine fears you might be conspiring against it, and gives the game back.

I give the machine a cigarette.



posted on Feb, 3 2007 @ 02:54 PM
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then the machine expects a light, and a kick in the chest, to get started puffing.



I put in my two cents.



posted on Feb, 3 2007 @ 03:09 PM
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and you get back 2C canadian


I put in a donky riding a mule



posted on Feb, 3 2007 @ 03:16 PM
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The Machine calls you an Ass.
(get it, Donkey, Mule, Ass. I'm very clever.)

I put in an old school floppy disk of some ancient word processor.

[edit on 3-2-2007 by Nicotine1982]



posted on Feb, 3 2007 @ 03:27 PM
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and you get even an older 10" floppy disk w/ 5k memory.



posted on Feb, 3 2007 @ 06:02 PM
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For the sake of the thread, I'll deposit something for you...

You give the machine a melon.



posted on Feb, 3 2007 @ 06:05 PM
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And for that melon, whatukno gets a car that is a lemon.




I put in a glass of freshly squeezed orange juice.



posted on Feb, 3 2007 @ 06:10 PM
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and you get a freshly squeezed Orange in return :bash:

Sorry for the absentee insertion item, I didnt get a Insertion Order from my superior for it done in time


I put in a delay time feedback machine.



posted on Feb, 3 2007 @ 06:13 PM
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and you get back Dr. Who, looking for his Tartus.






I put in my dirty socks. *Phew!*



posted on Feb, 3 2007 @ 07:11 PM
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you knew this was comming right?

You get your laundry attendants back...




I put in a used condom.



posted on Feb, 3 2007 @ 08:00 PM
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and you get abck the cooolllld weather from Chicago. It is freezing it's !@#$% out there.


I put in a bag of Jay's Barbeque Potato Chips.



posted on Feb, 3 2007 @ 08:47 PM
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and you get an empty bag back.

I put in the recent horrible weather in florida. Tornados and all.



posted on Feb, 3 2007 @ 08:54 PM
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and you get several freak Ice storms that recently plagued N.E. Oklahoma.

I put in the "Adult Swim" Saturday night lineup.



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