Magical Soda Machine Game!, page 15

Nicotine1982

posted on Feb, 3 2007 @ 12:51 PM

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you wait for 15 minutes, and don't hear any animals fighting. You look into the coin slot and see something VERY disturbing...

...Then the machine gives you a litter of Cat-Bulls. (or Pit-tens)

I give the machine laxitives.

Mechanic 32

posted on Feb, 3 2007 @ 12:54 PM

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@Nicotine

For that you get a four roll pack of TP.

I put in my noisy neighbors.

Nicotine1982

posted on Feb, 3 2007 @ 12:58 PM

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You get a roll of quality insulation, and a Garth Brooks CD.
(they must be like MY noisy neighboors)

I put in some toast

Mechanic 32

posted on Feb, 3 2007 @ 01:02 PM

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MMmmm toast! I could live on toast alone. I mean er um, the machine likes toast, yup that's it. The machine likes it.

And you get nothing in return, the machine ate it.

I put in an ice cold glass of milk to wash the toast down.

whatukno

posted on Feb, 3 2007 @ 01:18 PM

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and you get a cow that only gives sour milk

I put in fried cheese!

Nicotine1982

posted on Feb, 3 2007 @ 01:19 PM

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You get a massive heart attack for having fried cheese to begin with.

I put in what U kno

whatukno

posted on Feb, 3 2007 @ 01:37 PM

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and the machine becomes GOD and smites you.

What U KNO 2 puts in a copy of Paranoia by West End Games

Nicotine1982

posted on Feb, 3 2007 @ 02:51 PM

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The machine fears you might be conspiring against it, and gives the game back.

I give the machine a cigarette.

Mechanic 32

posted on Feb, 3 2007 @ 02:54 PM

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then the machine expects a light, and a kick in the chest, to get started puffing.

I put in my two cents.

whatukno

posted on Feb, 3 2007 @ 03:09 PM

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and you get back 2C canadian

I put in a donky riding a mule

Nicotine1982

posted on Feb, 3 2007 @ 03:16 PM

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The Machine calls you an Ass.
(get it, Donkey, Mule, Ass. I'm very clever.)

I put in an old school floppy disk of some ancient word processor.

[edit on 3-2-2007 by Nicotine1982]

whatukno

posted on Feb, 3 2007 @ 03:27 PM

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and you get even an older 10" floppy disk w/ 5k memory.

Nicotine1982

posted on Feb, 3 2007 @ 06:02 PM

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For the sake of the thread, I'll deposit something for you...

You give the machine a melon.

Mechanic 32

posted on Feb, 3 2007 @ 06:05 PM

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And for that melon, whatukno gets a car that is a lemon.

I put in a glass of freshly squeezed orange juice.

whatukno

posted on Feb, 3 2007 @ 06:10 PM

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and you get a freshly squeezed Orange in return :bash:

Sorry for the absentee insertion item, I didnt get a Insertion Order from my superior for it done in time

I put in a delay time feedback machine.

Mechanic 32

posted on Feb, 3 2007 @ 06:13 PM

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and you get back Dr. Who, looking for his Tartus.

I put in my dirty socks. *Phew!*

whatukno

posted on Feb, 3 2007 @ 07:11 PM

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you knew this was comming right?

You get your laundry attendants back...

I put in a used condom.

Mechanic 32

posted on Feb, 3 2007 @ 08:00 PM

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and you get abck the cooolllld weather from Chicago. It is freezing it's !@#$% out there.

I put in a bag of Jay's Barbeque Potato Chips.

whatukno

posted on Feb, 3 2007 @ 08:47 PM

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and you get an empty bag back.

I put in the recent horrible weather in florida. Tornados and all.

Nicotine1982

posted on Feb, 3 2007 @ 08:54 PM

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and you get several freak Ice storms that recently plagued N.E. Oklahoma.

I put in the "Adult Swim" Saturday night lineup.