Ask the Colonel

Originally posted by Fury

Originally posted by Colonel
Look, nobody told you to bring your family life into this...

Wait, you're a liberal, and a lawyer?

my father left us young while my mother popped out babies and smoked crack...

wellfare kids...
this is all starting to make sence now...

dad? is that you?

lmao

You...........are..............not.............funny.

Originally posted by MaskedAvatar

Originally posted by Lysergic
My question is:

Why on BTS is it 8 pages and only 5 pages here?

Am I not seeing the BTSers postage in this threadadon?

Thanks, MA


The pagination is different. ATS has reverted back to the 25 posts per page.

Would you disown your children of they became Republcian?

Presuming that there are multiple lives,what would you do if you came back a Republican voter?


What is the airspeed velocity if an unladen swallow?

Originally posted by JediMaster
Would you disown your children of they became Republcian?

Presuming that there are multiple lives,what would you do if you came back a Republican voter?


What is the airspeed velocity if an unladen swallow?

Yes.
Change to Democrat.
Can't answer sentence fragments.

Originally posted by JediMaster
What is the airspeed velocity if an unladen swallow?

Ummm...is that an English Swallow, or a French swallow?

Originally posted by smirkley

Originally posted by JediMaster
What is the airspeed velocity if an unladen swallow?

Ummm...is that an English Swallow, or a French swallow?

african or european?

I knew it!
Figured.
I guess you don't watch Monty Python

I have been always curious about these two.

What is your favoutire movie and why?

What is your favourite book and why?

Originally posted by Fury
african or european?

Ok,...my goof...foreign swallows!

Originally posted by JediMaster
I knew it!
Figured.
I guess you don't watch Monty Python

I have been always curious about these two.

What is your favoutire movie and why?

What is your favourite book and why?

1) Favorite book? "The Once and Future King." TH White. I liked the idea that King Arthur was trying to do good no matter how bad the circumstances were. I particularly liked the ending.

2) WIll have to get back on the favorite movie. There's a lot.

Originally posted by Colonel

Originally posted by ThePrankMonkey
here's my question...

why cant you give a direct answer to a direct question?

(waits for the dodge)

..................................

hahaha typical of you.

so seriously, why cant you give a direct answer to a direct question.

lets try an easier question...

CAN you give a direct answer to a direct question?

yes

or

no

it doesnt get any more direct or simpler than that!

(waits for yet another dodge)

Originally posted by ThePrankMonkey

Originally posted by Colonel

Originally posted by ThePrankMonkey
here's my question...

why cant you give a direct answer to a direct question?

(waits for the dodge)

..................................

hahaha typical of you.

so seriously, why cant you give a direct answer to a direct question.

lets try an easier question...

CAN you give a direct answer to a direct question?

yes

or

no

it doesnt get any more direct or simpler than that!

(waits for yet another dodge)

Yes, I think so...

Originally posted by MaskedAvatar

Originally posted by Lysergic
My question is:

Why on BTS is it 8 pages and only 5 pages here?

Am I not seeing the BTSers postage in this threadadon?

The pagination is different. ATS has reverted back to the 25 posts per page.

Bah and I thought I was starting to time travel.

I think a lot of ppl type high and leave their response inside of the quote box, even though they didnt mean too. I have just caught myself and took this time to better the world.

[Edited on 11-11-2003 by Lysergic]

Originally posted by Colonel

Originally posted by ThePrankMonkey

Originally posted by Colonel

Originally posted by ThePrankMonkey
here's my question...

why cant you give a direct answer to a direct question?

(waits for the dodge)

..................................

hahaha typical of you.

so seriously, why cant you give a direct answer to a direct question.

lets try an easier question...

CAN you give a direct answer to a direct question?

yes

or

no

it doesnt get any more direct or simpler than that!

(waits for yet another dodge)

Yes, I think so...

thats fairly direct but dont think, its not your strong suit.

thats fairly direct

No, its not.

Originally posted by Colonel

thats fairly direct

No, its not.

compared to THIS reply you just made, you're right, its not a direct answer but this one is!

hahahahaha thanks for playing colonel, i knew you could do it.


this was too easy...