Ask the Colonel

I know some of you losers want to figure out who the # you're dealing with. "Who does this, this, this Negro think he's talkin to?" "How can he say such things?" "I hate him...but why?"

("He sounds attractive").

So, now, you can ask me any question you want and I will give you a TRUTHFUL answer the best of my ability.

This is dangerous for me but.....



GO

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Why don't I hate you?

This is a rip off of Loki's thread!!!

So I'll ask...

If he sees this, why shouldn't he burn you?

Why are you a Friend of the Fed???

I have a question for you Colonel:

How much? How much will it take to make you happy?

Originally posted by MaskedAvatar
Why don't I hate you?

Maybe because you want to be what I am. I yell and scream for the right things and use the points you elucidate in a kind way---for the right things.

It brings it down to jealousy. I would hope that I'm wrong but, that is the most truthful answer I can give for your "shocking" question.

Originally posted by Saucerat
This is a rip off of Loki's thread!!!

So I'll ask...

If he sees this, why shouldn't he burn you?

I dunno. Ask him.

How come you are the mos awesomest poster in all of ATS landia?

Mark

Originally posted by jagdflieger
Why are you a Friend of the Fed???

I am and I'm not. After that, its a long story. They don't acknowlege me b/c of rules so I said # you too. But, I don't know how they watch me.

Yes, I have a question.

How did you become so confused?

Originally posted by THENEO
I have a question for you Colonel:

How much? How much will it take to make you happy?

Not too much. I just want my dream. Riding horses like I used to when I was a kid., etc.

Originally posted by MarkosOrrealus
How come you are the mos awesomest poster in all of ATS landia?

Mark

Nah, you da man. Youi just gotta shw up some more.

Colonel,

you like horses?

horses are nice animals, can be good pets,

they make my ass sore though.

that's why I can take them or leave them.

hope you get your horses man, truly I do.

Originally posted by Valhall
Yes, I have a question.

How did you become so confused?

I assume this would be an example of YOUR propoganda. The next time you come to me with your "feelings." I would suggest that you read YOUR last post on political bitpartisan, understand what propoganda is, and answer MY question afterwards.

Once you do that, maybe you can come correct.

Originally posted by THENEO
Colonel,

you like horses?

horses are nice animals, can be good pets,

they make my ass sore though.

that's why I can take them or leave them.

hope you get your horses man, truly I do.

Thanks, I'm working on it. Horses are expensive tho...in a city...but maybe not in Asia....

Yours truly always has a plan.....

Originally posted by Colonel

Originally posted by MaskedAvatar
Why don't I hate you?

Maybe because you want to be what I am. I yell and scream for the right things and use the points you elucidate in a kind way---for the right things.

It brings it down to jealousy. I would hope that I'm wrong but, that is the most truthful answer I can give for your "shocking" question.

Puts on Nina Simone, "To Be Young, Gifted And Black".

OK. I'll buy your answer. I would like to label the foolish and moronic parts of what occur at ATS and their proponents for what they are. But I don't want the unfortunates who can't hold a civilized discussion to feel any smaller than they do already. There must be something about size in here somewhere, somehow.

So I will be me, and you will be you.

Originally posted by MaskedAvatar

Originally posted by Colonel

Originally posted by MaskedAvatar
Why don't I hate you?

Maybe because you want to be what I am. I yell and scream for the right things and use the points you elucidate in a kind way---for the right things.

It brings it down to jealousy. I would hope that I'm wrong but, that is the most truthful answer I can give for your "shocking" question.

Puts on Nina Simone, "To Be Young, Gifted And Black".

OK. I'll buy your answer. I would like to label the foolish and moronic parts of what occur at ATS and their proponents for what they are. But I don't want the unfortunates who can't hold a civilized discussion to feel any smaller than they do already. There must be something about size in here somewhere, somehow.

So I will be me, and you will be you.

MA, I never hated you. You're a cool guy. I am simply a wordsmith. So, I can see. You are the LAST person I wan debate with...(Hell, that means I gotta do some work.)

I am simply a wordsmith.

That's how come I yell so well....

Ok, I'm editing. If these..."unfortunates who can't hold a civilized discussion to feel any smaller than they do already" can run the smack that they do?


Then they mist meet the Colonel and learn manners.

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Colonel

I was making a subtle remark about stereotypes of black male endowment, in case you missed it.



All right, I will take it straight to the first question I asked Loki on his Q & A thread, to which he replied extremely well. You can check that thread out some time to assure yourself of the purpose of the question.

Are you happy with the dimensions of your male member? Why or why not?


* I guess this is gonna come up on people's Q & A threads like the generic Monty question to guests on Letterman - did you get to see or touch any monkeys? *

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O.J. Simpson: Innocent or guilty?

Martin Luther King Jr.: assassinated by James Earl Ray alone or CIA?

Malcolm X: assassinated by the Nation of Islam or CIA?

Jesse Jackson: Good or bad leader?

Al Sharpton: Good or bad leader?

Colin Powell: Good or bad leader?

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I want to know what happened to Jan and Dean. I mean what REALLY happened to them? They looked so happy in their T-Bird that night and *POOF* they were gone forever...This is a NATIONAL TRAGEDY!

I want to know the ANSWER! I DEMAND to know the answer! YOU said you would answer ALL QUESTIONS. MY LIFE has been a MESS since this NATIONAL TRAGEDY OCCURED and I NEED an ANSWER!

Narcissism has crept into ATS and it is rearing it's perfect head here between a couple of otherwise jolly fellows...

P...
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