Originally posted by chris01621
Just thinking, should we write our own bible or not???
Or at least just a book about how this religion started?
Call it " A potrait of Perfectionistismalist's"
What are your thought's?
Also how about we shape those icecubes into the shape and size of baseballs and use one of those batting machines???
Hmmmmmmm.............Now that's some darn good thinkin'!
A portrait of Perfectionistismalists, eh? I like it! And like we can draw some really cool pictures in it and stuff. Chris, you better give that brain
of yours a really cool reward!
Now here's an update on the First Annual Perfectionistism Ice Cream Cone Hunt.
It was a beautiful day, 80 degrees and sunny. I went out and got lots of ice cream and ice cream cones, and those really fancy Jimmies. There were
brown, white, black, red, and yellow jimmies. Man this is such good thinkin'! So I made up lot's of ice cream cones, and blessed them in the name of
Lord Perfecto. Then I went and hid those ice cream cones all over the park. What a great idea!
I put on my hawaiin shirt, my loose shorts, my sandals with black socks, and my really cool, big gold hat. Then I hung up a really fancy cool sign
"Come one, come all to Lord Perfectos Ice Cream Cone Hunt, Bring your Perfectionistism Cornucopias!"
Lot's of people were drivin' by lookin' at me sittin' in my really cool outfit next to that really fancy sign. Nobody was stoppin' by though. I
probably should have brought thos goldfish crackers and beer. Hmmmmmm......maybe next year.
In a little while this guy staggers up. He had a scraggly beard, one shoe, ripped clothes, 2 teeth, and smelled like a toot that my dog Yabaastad
makes after he eats hotdogs....... I asked him where he lived, and he told me the heat vent on the corner of 5th and Vine. He told me he wanted to
have some ice cream. I asked him where his Perfectionistism Cornucopia was. He didn't have one so I just gave him an ice cream cone, and told him all
about Lord Perfecto. He took a little paper bag out of his pocket and drank whatever was in that paper bag, then fell asleep right under my fancy
So I sat there and started doin' some thinkin'........... It's startin' to get hot sittin' here. Maybe I'll take a little stroll around the
park. Yep, that's one good idea.
So I'm strollin' around that park in my cool outfit, and fancy big gold hat. Yep, everbody was so jealous! They were all lookin' at me and
Man! It's really gettin' hot out here. So I says to myself, Self? Maybe I'll go and get one of those ice cream cones I hid in the bushes so I can
cool down. Yep, that's another really good idaea and stuff! So I start strollin' towrds one of those bushes where I hid a couple Ice Cream
Hmmmm.........what's that funny buzzin' in my ears? Hmmmmmm......maybe I'm catchin' a cold. I'll take some aspirin when I get home.
I can't wait to eat some of that nice cool ice cream with those fancy Jimmies on top! That buzzin' is gettin' louder, I wonder if I'm gettin'
heat stroke and stuff.
So I get to the bush where I hid a couple of ice cream cones. I reach my hand into that bush, and it goes right into somethin' really sticky. So I
says to myself, Self? There was nothin' sticky and gooey when I hid those ice cream cones. So I pull my hand out, and there's gooey stuff on it,
with Jimmies in it! Man, that buzzin' is gettin' really loud! So I stick my head in that bush, and man! There's like a billion bees and stuff eatin
that gooey stuff. Owww! My fancy gold hat is stuck on a branch! So I pull and pull and pull, and finally the hat comes loose. It pulled a big branch
off of that bush, and the bees come flyin' out!
So I start runnin', with all those bees chasin' me, and I slide on some more gooey stuff and fall down! What the heck! There's like a billion red
ants in this goo, and now the goo and lot's of ant's are stuck to my legs.
So I get up and keep runnin'. Those ant's are bitin' me, and there's lot's of bees chasin' me. I'm runnin' through the park screamin' "BEES.
ANTS. OH LORD PERFECTO SAVE ME!"
Lot's of people were starin' at me while I was runnin' and screamin' and stuff.
I bet all of those people were so surprised!
Wait! What's that? There's the trough where dog owners let their dog's drink out of! So I run over and dive into that trough. And the ant's and
bees go away. Thank you Lord Perfecto!
Wait! I guess Fido didn't like me in the trough, and now he's runnin' over at me barkin' and foamin' at the mouth and stuff.
So I get up and hop on my fancy bike and get out of there. I bet that dog was so surprised that I could go so fast!
Yep, I'll go back and get my fancy sign later.........
Maybe next year I'll have my Ice Cream Cone hunt somewhere else......