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The Perfect Religion!!!!!!!!

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posted on May, 16 2007 @ 10:19 AM
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No Brussel Sprouts! Brussel Sprouts think they're so cool. Sittin' there, lookin' like small cabbages, smellin' bad and stuff.
I hate Brussel sprouts.

Welcome aboard the Perfectionalatarianism train!




posted on May, 16 2007 @ 10:41 AM
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Hey I was thinking, maybe you could write the 10 demandments,

1. Always bring beer.
2. Without beer Liquer is fine.
3. No vomiting from over consumption of beer

I got 3, you wanna add some more???



posted on Apr, 3 2008 @ 10:11 AM
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Originally posted by Chukkles
Hey I was thinking, maybe you could write the 10 demandments,

1. Always bring beer.
2. Without beer Liquer is fine.
3. No vomiting from over consumption of beer

I got 3, you wanna add some more???


Hmmmmm....................... the 10 demandments, eh? Now that really would make things perfect and stuff. Like I'll start with your first 3

1) Thou shalt always bring beer (and like none of that lite stuff>)
2) If no beer then thou shalt bring liquor
3) Thou shalt not heave, lest you leave.
4) Thou shalt always wear foam fingers
5) Thou shalt not double dip the chips in dip
6) Thou shalt not pick their nose and wipe it on the underneath of the chair
7) Thou shalt not cheer for the Dallas Cowboys
8) Thou shalt not pretend it was someone else who made the room smell
9) Thou shalt not bring vegetable trays
10) Thou shalt always close the lid of the pizza box.
11) Thou shalt choose whether they want to close the toilet seat or not.

Yep! Like that number 11 really makes it perfect!



posted on Apr, 3 2008 @ 10:18 AM
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I be liking those commandment type things.

Dude could you add Manchester Utd and France to number 7 for us Brits?

MonKey




posted on Apr, 3 2008 @ 11:39 AM
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i'm reading a lot of good things about this perfectionistism faith. there are still some points i don't quite agree with. i don't really care for gummy or gelatinous candy, so jimmies are out. i do like the ice cream idea. i don't really care for any sports though so sitting in front of a big tv watching football during "service" doesn't appeal to me. besides the nfl is really picky about people showing public exhibitions of their events, even if it's just a group of people in front of a tv. if you added an arcade or video game sermon as part of the program i think you would attract a much wider audience.

all glory to lord perfecto.

[edit]

meh, i just read the commandments. seems like you perfectos are all hung up on your football. i'm gonna go start my own religion. with blackjack! and hookers!

[edit on 3-4-2008 by an0maly33]



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