corrupt a wish game

Ok, in this game, you present the group with a wish of yours, and the next person has to corrupt it AND make a new wish.

example:
Person 1- I wish that I could get straight A's.
Person 2- POOF! You have straight A's, but your teachers find you so smart that you are transferred to a new school where you know nobody!
I wish I could have a dog.
Person 3- SHAZAM! You have a dog, but it dies the day after you get it.
I wish I could be a faster runner.

etc...I'll start this off:

I wish I could go to outerspace.

Poof- You're in outer space. you never wished for a craft, or a spacesuit. Sorry.

I wish for world peace.

Granted, but now you die from the effort. Too bad for you.


I wish for a million dollars.

So be it....... One million dollars worth of pennies falls from the sky right on top of you.

I wish that they never cancelled The A-Team

YAY!!! The A Team is back, but sadly your favorite character dies n the first episode.

I wish I owned a lambo

Granted, you own a lambo, but suddenly, for some inexplicable reason, it explodes, sending you in a variety of different directions.

I wish I had a reliable high-speed internet provider.

And with that the Government organized ISP is created giving reliable High Speed Internet to everyone. The only drawback is that everything, and I mean everything, is monitored and forwarded to The Database. Big Brother is watching.

I wish I had the perfect life.

Poof! The perfect life is yours....then ATS dies off and leaves you nothing but GLP.

I wish my boss would have a stroke.

Abracadabra....Your boss has a stroke...of good luck in Vegas, now he's got a new wife, and has dumped more of his work on you, and he's a total ass about it.

I wish I was a little bit taller.

Poof! You're now 1 1/2 feet taller, unfortunately, you bump your head on the ceiling when you jump for joy. You die two hours later in the hospital from a severe concussion.


I wish I knew how to spell abracadabra.

[edit on 9-8-2006 by Voidmaster]

Sim sim salabim- You can now spell abracadabra, unfortunately everything you spell is now abracadabra. You are no longer able to sign checks or make cridit card purchases because you can only spell abracadabra. And, when you try to change your name to abracadabra, the required signature of your old name only comes out as A-B-R-A-C-A-D-A-B-R-A!!!!!

I wish I could breath underwater.

Granted, but now you can't breathe anywhere else.


I wish I could fly.

Your wish has been granted! But you just got hit by a jet.

I wish I had a dancing banana!

Bling Bling, now you can fly.....on a jet plane. Just sitting back about to read the newspaper. Wait...the newspaper, it's dated 9/11/2001. What flight does the ticket say American Airlines flight 11!!!!!
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

I wish my iPod worked.

Poof, your ipod now works... in a factory in another country.
At least you'll get a check every week. Wait, it'll be in pesadas!
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I wish I had a AK-47.

Originally posted by Voidmaster
I wish I had a AK-47.

Here's your AK-47. But wait a second.....it's a water gun version of an AK-47. YOU CAN ONLY SHOOT WATER!


I'll wish for a gigantic house.






-tts

Poof- you're the Wicked Witch of the East. Where's your house you ask?...look up

I wish for a genie in a magic lamp.

Hazzubalah!

You now have a magic lamp with a genie in it. Unfortunately the genie has been set free and decides to remove your heart from your chest for your ignorance.

I wish I owned a hobby shop.

Granted. However you spent to much time in the "Radium" section of your hobby shop and you die.


I wish I had an ounce of Radium.

[edit on 9-8-2006 by Voidmaster]

meka-leka-hi-meka-hiney-ho

You have radium. BUt because you are the only one with radium in the vacinity, you are charged with the murder of YArium and sentanced to life imprisonment.