corrupt a wish game

Oops! It seems you forgot to make a wish! I'll start one again...


I wish there was an element named Yarium.

Oops, my mistake :shk:

"You aint never had a friend like me......"
Bam- Yarium exists plentifully on Earth, unfortunately it's a very unstable element, and it's sudden appearence causes catastrophice explosions throughout the earth's crust destroying civilization as we know it.


I wish all members of the Illuminati dead.

Shazam! All the members of the Illuminati drop dead. Unfortunately, yesterday they secretly named you an honorary member.

I wish I had a million wishes.

You have a million wishes, each with a horrible corruption. Because of this, you die gruesomely with every wish.



I wish to live a happy peaceful life.

Kazam-izzle!

You live a long, peaceful life and die asleep and calm...

not kicking and screaming like your friend in the passenger seat.



I wish to get hit by lightning.

Fo-Shizzle!!

You are struck by lightning and gain awesome super powers from it.

(If it's a negative wish the only way to corrupt it is to make it good right?)

You forgot to make a wish and therefore are granted unlimited powers, but must spend eternity as a genie trapped in a little bottle.

I wish I was Spiderman.

:shk: Why do I keep doing that?:shk:

Open Sesame
you are spiderman, but your unkle is dead, your aunt is dying, your first love is dead because of you, you doubt your abilities, and you will soon doubt whether or not you are the real spiderman or just a clone. Soon after that you will do something that could be considered by some to be heroic, but die in the process.


I wish this tumor on my right testicle would go away.

Originally posted by Rasobasi420
I wish this tumor on my right testicle would go away.

Poof! The tumor has gone away.....over to the left testicle.


I wish for an alien spacecraft.






-tts

Bahubaba!

You get an alien spacecraft... unfortunately it's been set on autopilot to Roswell!

I wish to know all the answers.

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Shazaam!!!!!!
You know all the answers, but, since no human could possibly know everything, you become one of the horribly mutiliated undead. Have a nice day.



I wish I was a vampire or had vampiric powers.

Bickity-bam! You know all the answers, but the information overloads your brain and you become a vegetable.

I wish I could quit smoking.

PING
You have quit smoking, but now have a lust for blood.

I wish my legs were an even length

FREEM!

You are turned into a bacterium, and so have no legs (oh no! a divide by zero case!).

I wish there was a numeric answer for dividing by zero that made sense.

kerplunk........ www.math.su.se...

Unfortunatelly your head explodes trying to completely understand it.


I wish that I didn't spend the last month watching Star Trek Voyager in my spare time.

[edit on 10-8-2006 by Rasobasi420]

double post


[edit on 10/8/06 by JackofBlades]

SHAZAYAM!

You miss Voyager only to become engrossed in < shudder > Star Trek: ENTERPRISE


I wish for everything.

[edit on 10/8/06 by JackofBlades]

SHAQ-ZAM!

You now get everything in existance...

Which includes the 521 different styles of Chuck Norris round-house kicks to the face - and so deatomize.


I wish to become Chuck Norris. (I know this is a cheat - nothing can beat Chuck Norris)

I wish I was the next best thing to Chuck Norris.

Booyaka-shot

You are the next best thing to Chuck Norris, but you are pitted against Chuck Norris in a death match.

I wish for a beer that taste's great, and is less filling.

Foozza!

You are giving a Molson Canadian!

I wish for a sandwich.