Whats the funniest conspiracy theory you've heard?

I know most of us here are very open minded when it comes to these things, but there must be some conspiracy theories that have just been too ridiculous to even consider? I'm talking about supposed serious theories, ones that people have genuinely believed to be true.

Whether it's a theory that you've heard one person mention, or masses, what subject has given you the best belly laugh ever in the world of conspiracies?

I personally enjoy the "plans to get into Area 51", they are always good for a giggle. The royal family being reptilians get me going every time too.

CX.

I'd have to go with the Stephen King killed John Lennon theory.

i would have to say the theory that World trade towers were destroyed by our own government. but of course some people believe this whole hardily and im sure someone will want to tell me off for thinking its ridiculous

My favorite Conspiracy theory is that Alqaeda Planned 9/11! I mean, everytime I hear about that theory, I laugh so hard, its obvious that the Government did it!

Originally posted by Beelzebubba
I'd have to go with the Stephen King killed John Lennon theory.

Lol i never heard that one! Thats well funny!

CX.

The best conspiracy theory is the vampires exist conspiracy. Love that "psi vampire" "born vampire who needs blood for superpowers" "I'm a vampire" crap.

I would have to say David Icke's "Shapeshifting Reptiles Rule the World" theory. That's hilarious .

Was tempted to say that one too, but I love the loser "I'm a psi Vampire" crap

That boybands are used by The CIA to control the American youth.

Maybe to be used indirectly or directly(Assuming those at the top know someone in the CIA.) as a "disraction" like all of Show business, but definately not the case.

Im leaning towards Stephen King killing John Lennon or that Paul McCartney has died and been replaced.

The people who, to this day, believe the moon is made of cheese.

Bill Hicks assassinated by Bush, in the lavatory, with the radioactive toilet seat.

I love that one.

One of the`reasons I hang out at ATS is to learn things... and one of the things I found out is that people still believe that the earth is the centre of the universe because that's what it says in The Bible.

Unfortunately, I couldn't find the original source that the poster referred to, but the one I found is still illustrative of the point.

As the late, great Frank Zappa once said, "If God made man in his image, then God himself must be Dumb All Over... and maybe a little ugly on the side."

There was one where someone believed instantly that the Illuminati was in cahoots with the London tourist map makers, a single google search would have brought him the truth.

The Mexicans are attempting to take over America one is good too. Classic paranoia. Also good is the Aryan-Aliens from Mars who were the "Founders of the white race" BS. Another good one is the Nibiru going to crash on the Earth and being hollow full of Satanic armies one (now think- how can both happen? so much bs)

The people that still buying that the earth is flat!! I think they never been on a plane... I can't believe there is still people that think this...

That's a spoof site.

I still can't believe I fell for the one I posted, but the George Bush one is hilarious.

The most recent ones must include the book 'The DaVinci Code'. Millions of people now believe there is a giant sinister conspiracy by the Catholic Church while even Dan Brown, the author, publicly proclaims the book is a fiction and is not to be taken seriously.



A few weeks ago an emotionally distraught woman entered the lobby portion of our office and started ranting something about O.J. Simpson causing 9/11 and now aliens were trying to erase her brain waves because she knew the truth and they were trying to silence her. Somehow the Denver Broncos and the Superbowl were involved in the plot also (her story was a bit hard to follow). Unfortunately, the police came and escorted her away before I could hear the entire story. I am certain it would have been interesting!

Originally posted by Vitchilo
The people that still buying that the earth is flat!! I think they never been on a plane...

I can't believe there is still people that think this...

funny you say this because at one time the thought of the earth being round was a conspiracy theory itself. We should burn those that believe this like we used too