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posted on Apr, 26 2006 @ 08:50 PM
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Whats the big deal with mr english class. We're reading a book and it has the word 'masturbation' in it acouple times and the teacher freaks out when read it, and she tries to make us censor it out. So today i used a red sharpie... it didn't do any thing and it makes the word stand out more. She needs to get over it i mean hey if your gonna read a book read it all the way through.

So what are other words often seen as taboo if spooken aloud?




posted on Apr, 26 2006 @ 08:59 PM
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Masturbation...

Good to see you took the matter into your own hands!



posted on Apr, 26 2006 @ 09:13 PM
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you know, i try to do my best



posted on Apr, 26 2006 @ 09:20 PM
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Well it's a sin for one.



posted on Apr, 26 2006 @ 09:28 PM
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99% of guys do it the rest are liars.

Ultimate Rejection

Q. What''s the ultimate rejection?

A. When you''re masturbating and your hand falls asleep!



posted on Apr, 26 2006 @ 09:45 PM
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How Victorian...LOL

You might say something like this:

The only people who have a problem with masturbation, are those
which have a masturbation problem.

What is the book, by the way?



posted on Apr, 27 2006 @ 09:44 PM
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Veronika Decides to Die by Paulo Coelho
its really good
by the way if any one has it could you sum up pages 133-4 its been riped out because it had naughty stuff on it. lol.



posted on Apr, 27 2006 @ 11:17 PM
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One comment seems to have dismissed this rather off-handedly with the succinct response that masturbation is a sin.
I doubt that holds for Buddhists, Hindus, Muslims, Pagans, Athiests. Is it the Judeo/Christian world that is solely inflicted with this restriction?



posted on Apr, 27 2006 @ 11:32 PM
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Originally posted by longhaircowboy

Ultimate Rejection

Q. What''s the ultimate rejection?

A. When you''re masturbating and your hand falls asleep!

Another possibility is to sit on your hand to make it fall asleep. Then afterwards you can pretend that it's not your own hand...


[edit on 2006/4/28 by Hellmutt]



posted on Apr, 27 2006 @ 11:42 PM
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christan sex

Its only a sin for them, not the rest of us, I am soooo glad that I dont have to hide behind a bible.Everthing to them is a sin heck been alive is a sin LOL.
But I will say this All Christan males masterbate incuding the one who wrote its a sin.



posted on Apr, 28 2006 @ 01:17 AM
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Any boy that denies himself a night with Miss Palm and her five lovely daughters has only mess, confusion and guilt born from both to look forward to.

Masturbation is not a sin. Go to the Zoo with your Auntie or your prissy Grandma. You'll soon see it in all its natural glory.









[edit on 28-4-2006 by kegs]



posted on Apr, 28 2006 @ 03:13 PM
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Originally posted by Taikonaut
Masturbation...

Good to see you took the matter into your own hands!




Ha! That was pretty funny!



posted on Apr, 28 2006 @ 03:16 PM
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Originally posted by Poison
Well it's a sin for one.


Actually, it's evidence for "intelligent design."


See, your hand seems like it was designed to make just the right shape during masturbation. Your fingers curl into a circle and...yeah, we'll leave it at that.
(If you can't tell, I'm ripping on the guys from the banana video.
)



posted on Apr, 28 2006 @ 03:37 PM
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HA HA Your Kidding Right tell the teacher to come into the 21st century....

So what masturbation is in a book another thing for the nanny state to complain about makes me laff.... look it is just a word .. guys do it... females do it... tel her to get over it already LOL



posted on Apr, 28 2006 @ 03:52 PM
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Originally posted by longhaircowboy
99% of guys do it the rest are liars.




Same goes for women. Don't let anyone tell you differently.



posted on Apr, 28 2006 @ 03:53 PM
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oi oi oi Im a christian.... and isnt a sin depends on what christian religion yo belong too supposes..erks... Betcha them who call it a sin secretly go int o their bogs - toiliets and masturbate...its human nature.....LoL



posted on Apr, 28 2006 @ 04:02 PM
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Originally posted by Hellmutt
Another possibility is to sit on your hand to make it fall asleep. Then afterwards you can pretend that it's not your own hand...


[edit on 2006/4/28 by Hellmutt]


or, to stay away from that annoying "pins and nettles" feeling, just use the hand you don't write with...


Originally posted by spencerjohnstone
oi oi oi Im a christian.... and isnt a sin depends on what christian religion yo belong too supposes..erks... Betcha them who call it a sin secretly go int o their bogs - toiliets and masturbate...its human nature.....LoL


don't worry if you are a christian...

jesus had wet dreams (at least) during his lifetime...





posted on Apr, 28 2006 @ 04:45 PM
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posted on Apr, 28 2006 @ 11:57 PM
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[edit on 29-4-2006 by funny_pom]



posted on Apr, 29 2006 @ 12:11 AM
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