Study on duck homosexual necrophilia. (not a joke)

www.nmr.nl...

"The first case of homosexual necrophilia in the mallard Anas platyrhynchos (Aves: Anatidae) (page 243-247)

On 5 June 1995 an adult male mallard (Anas platyrhynchos) collided with the glass fa�ade of the Natuurmuseum Rotterdam and died. An other drake mallard raped the corpse almost continuously for 75 minutes. Then the author disturbed the scene and secured the dead duck. Dissection showed that the rape-victim indeed was of the male sex. It is concluded that the mallards were engaged in an �Attempted Rape Flight� that resulted in the first described case of homosexual necrophilia in the mallard."

The article includes a photo.

bummed to death!!!!!!!!!

oooooooooooooooooookaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay



this is one weird ass article.

An other drake mallard raped the corpse almost continuously for 75 minutes.

This is the line that gets me. Not just the act itself, but the length of it. Not to mention that the author had to step in to stop it from continuing.

[Edited on 8-10-2003 by heelstone]

75minutes jeeze.. i want some of what he had ...

i bet the duck had snorted about 2kgs of speed...

look no remorse!!

hehe isn't that the truth bladerunner

75 minutes?/

damn that duck downed some viagra before this.

NO ONE lasts 75 minutes.

thats what im saying thats really mad 75 minutes i feel sorry for the duck on the recieving end thinking about it..

the recieving duck was DEAD!!!!!!!!!!!

that's what makes this all the more weird.

if he was alive would he have had a limp afterwards?
after 75 minutes I'd be limping for sure.

What kind of stumps me is the guy sat there and WATCHED for the 75 minutes. That guy will be disturbed the rest of his life

So...what do you do for a living....

Oh, I study homosexual necrophilliac ducks...

Yep, I'll bet that really helps with the ladies... Some people really need to evaluate their life goals....

Hehe, should go over real good with the girls. Can you imagine going home and telling the family about that. So how was your vacation hun. IT WAS GREAT! got live footage of a homosexual duck having sex with a dead duck.

hahaha, i can imagine it wouldnt go down too well...

Originally posted by mulberryblueshimmer
75 minutes? NO ONE lasts 75 minutes.

Excuse me but why is eveyone assuming that this is homosexual behaviour here?

First of all it is an animal and we have no idea how it interprets this kind of action.

This may have been seen as some kind of act of revenge for example.

Furthermore, the real issue is that many animals cannot have sex when they want yet the males of the species are perpetually desiring it. Thus they will take it when and however they can.

I don't like this article and its implication that animals are gay. There is no proof that this was the intent here. How about tying down a female duck and a male duck at the same time so that they cannot resist and then see which one this animal prefers for example.

THENEO better not do anything to piss that duck off, so he doesn't take revenge on you.

Animals aren't "gay"...they just do it with others regardless (even humans or at least the attempt)...it isn't a "sentient" decision. Heck, I was dog-sitting for a friend, cause the dog was female and in heat, and driving the male dogs crazy (and it's owners...). Well, I also have a female dog (her daughter), and those two kept trying to get it on!

hahaha, i can imagine it wouldnt go down too well...

Must....resist....urge....

THENEO

The fact that animals can engage in homosexual behaviors without having self consciousness like humans proves that homosexuality exists in nature and is not a conscious decision by humans who are born with these desires.

One of the most homosexual animals is the bonobo chimpanzee, whom share genetic heritage with humans. Their lifestyle includes many moments of homosexual behavior for reasons ranging from dominance displays to recreation. This is all very well documented. Doing a google search on this subject brings up many an article.

I'm not even interested this subject, but since you brought this up, I will display my (limited) knowledge.

I beleav homosexuality

is a genedefct , so they cant help it.. sure they can fake being straite


PS:I am NOT gay by the way