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why i should rule the world

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Zanzibar

posted on Jan, 19 2006 @ 02:59 PM
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Thats all well and good, but I still havn't got any arms! I need arms to arm the nukes! I'm bloody armless!


truttseeker

posted on Jan, 19 2006 @ 03:07 PM
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okay fine. here, i have an idea for you. You get super bionic arms. 500 times as strong as the regular arms. plus 10000 synthetic soldiers.


Zanzibar

posted on Jan, 19 2006 @ 03:10 PM
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At last! Right then, I've armed the nukes and pointed them towards wherever it is you want them to be pointed to. Ready to glass up!


truttseeker

posted on Jan, 19 2006 @ 03:11 PM
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list...china, venezuala, iran, and syria...more on the way.


Zanzibar

posted on Jan, 19 2006 @ 03:13 PM
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Okay.

Report on the mouldy cheese thing-

Leaving Dairylea unde the couch does not make it tastier, but it does cause a foul tasting substance to come up your throat and exit your mouth. I am going to name it, ''Vomit''


truttseeker

posted on Jan, 19 2006 @ 03:16 PM
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hmmm.....is there anyway we can use this vomit to make fuel?

now go in, drill in iraq and iran. take their oil, mu hu hahaha


Zanzibar

posted on Jan, 19 2006 @ 03:18 PM
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Mwa ha ha indeed!

I think we should cut around Iran, pull it out of the earth, the put it on the moon. Would make a quick laugh.


truttseeker

posted on Jan, 19 2006 @ 03:20 PM
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yeah, then revive their population...so that they can use the moon. give them nukes but then tell them they are not allowed to have them. then we can have the moon destroyed by a little secret im working on...


Dissension

posted on Jan, 19 2006 @ 03:25 PM
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We need to send a mariachi band to take over Canada.


truttseeker

posted on Jan, 19 2006 @ 03:26 PM
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No thats over kill. It would be a bloodbath.


Dissension

posted on Jan, 19 2006 @ 03:35 PM
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You're right Mr Pres. How 'bout 2 Elvis impersonators?


truttseeker

posted on Jan, 19 2006 @ 03:36 PM
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sounds good mount up. we ride for ottawa at dawn


Dissension

posted on Jan, 19 2006 @ 04:02 PM
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I'll dust off my chest waders.


truttseeker

posted on Jan, 19 2006 @ 04:04 PM
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prepare to get the biggest amount of maple syrup and pancakes seen by man. we will also replace their "hockey team" and make it part of the redwings.


Dissension

posted on Jan, 19 2006 @ 04:07 PM
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You mean the Stars! Right?


truttseeker

posted on Jan, 19 2006 @ 04:19 PM
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theyre closer to the redwings. we will put one canadian team with the stars and another with the wings.


Zanzibar

posted on Jan, 20 2006 @ 11:45 AM
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Two elvis impersinators is overkill! A band of girl scouts would take Canada in about a day with their low priced cookies.


Dissension

posted on Jan, 20 2006 @ 01:09 PM
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I thought we were deploying The Girl Scout troup to France.


truttseeker

posted on Jan, 20 2006 @ 01:48 PM
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No....theyre actually getting pretty pissed off. Send a carrier battlegroup to take on france.


Zanzibar

posted on Jan, 20 2006 @ 02:13 PM
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We need France guys! Their cheesy farts power our rockets, still I guess it would have be a laugh to invade. Might as well.




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