why i should rule the world

Well. Trutt, I'll be spending a lot of time in that office.

Made the right choice for interior designer, no doubt.

--Kit.

indeed, No nuking the french. Their precious pompous rectal gases will help us in our conquesing drive.

RIBIT! Why can't we nuke the French? How 'bout Canada? Can we nuke Canada?

we can level canada. we will hold off on the french. we need their precious gases. those precious, precious gases.

Why don't we just take Canada over? They don't really have a military, and the one they have is a just bunch of frenchie-girly-sissies. We can enslave the people, and use them to mine salt.

agreed, let us send a fear of mind numbing....fear into canada. I will be calling in one SEAL team. Then we will take out the canadian forces, using only that team. Then enslave them and make them do stuff for us.

That's why you are in charge! Let's make them wash our windows and grow our...

The meaty rockets are ready and are ready to be deployed. I'd do it myself, but, you know- couch.

hey!

can i run something!! i wanna rule the world!! mwahaaahahaha!!

please trutt please... for me! *wink wink*

oni x x

We don't have a courtesan yet. Can you juggle?

oni, you can be my right hand. we will rule the world...then maybe move on to the universe or something. Now....to deal with the middle east. Arm the nukes.

I'll arm the nukes! But...........we have a problem, we havn't got any arms! Anyone got any spares?

I'm not taking orders from a woman. I quit!

diss, you answer to me.

Ur, Dissension, thats not really funny you know. I'd take that back if I was you.

You have my apologies. I ment to say ANOTHER woman. I'm really not sexist. I promise. Forgive?

aye. your ideas are good, and youre a good part of the team. now.....about the middle east. What does my cabinet propose we do?

TURN IT INTO A GLASS PARKING LOT!

Originally posted by Dissension
You have my apologies. I ment to say ANOTHER woman. I'm really not sexist. I promise. Forgive?

Cool, forgiven. And I'm not a women you know!? Just in case!

This glass parking lot idea sounds interesting, bit a bit harsh. It would cost loads to park! Just make it a big glass sheet, then sell it off. We'll make kabillions!

And, I still havn't got any arms! I only have two and I kinda need them ones.

gives 50 f-22's, 50 b-2's, 50 typhoons, 50 su 47's, 4 cvnx battle groups, aegis equipped battleships, auroras, 10 ohio class ballistic submarines, and all the ammunition you need for them all. now, sell the big glass parking lot to saudi arabia and get a couple trillion for it...say its diamonds.

Just ask for more if you need it.