why i should rule the world

well first of all, my resume is very good. I have a few decades worth of conquesting and pilaging. Umm, I have good people skills, and i swing a metal pole around in an artistic fashion. i have pix to back up my running.


and my vice...galaxy...guy....


and finally my big metal pole of justice stuff that i swing around with

other reasons.....mah kitteh. Look at this fine specimin....amazing

i believe i am your vice guy not him trutt

good point, but hes fat and i had to include him somehow. We'll just make him get us stuff when you come over.

I CALL!!! the secratary of .....who ever gets to use the nukes!!!

WAGD gets to use the nukes....RUN

as the new nuke guy (i think we should change the name) i iam going to nuke
hmm... TRUTTS HOUSE HAHAHA!!!

shh no. you cant nuke my house. you know not where i live..i win..MARTIN

Ok then JHON il be happy with nuking canada for now

as long as its quebec im fine with it

AND also i might just drop one on TC's house

hhahah

aw shiznit.:bnghd:

And now i shall nuke FRANCE (belive me its for the best everyone)

make it so. i was never fond of french cuisine

Pffft, you coukd never rule the world, only I could!

With my ballerina sumo guys as the main army, watch out! They jiggle!

But, deer can foil my plans.

Still, I agree with the France nuking, it definately would help everyone.

well my brother is equal his size....and hes 11. My bro could pwn that fat monkey.

You guys can have this planet... I got dibs on the rest of the universe!

well actually i was gunna name it why i should rule the galaxy, but i mistyped..so all i get is this planet.

If your having the universe, then I at least get to conquer the vast depths of,

'Under the Couch'

with my fat sumo minions.

If you're going to be the president...can I be the pope (actually the popess)?