why i should rule the world

popess....sounds cool. Sounds like it could be profitable. popessness granted...ma haha.

Thank you so much. I am going to go and search for big silly looken golden hats right now!

Can I be the Minister of Sauerkraut?

And you are so mean to your brother

--Kit.

1.) Yes, with the forces of sauerkraut we will dominate other placs too.

2.) Its not mean its funny

MWA!! Thank you, Sir Trutt, I will serve you well. *bows*

And, that's why there was a laughing smiley next to that statement

--Kit.

no problem, just make sure you show absolutely no mercy

mwaHAHAHAHAHA!

*bows* You have chosen well, Sir. *evil grin*


--Kit.

May I be your Secretary of the Interior? I'm an excellent decorator!

aye, I need good curtains for the war room...choose wisely. or sauerkraut minister Kits will deal with you in kind

Indeed.

Dissension? Follow me please. The office is this way, we'll get you right to work

--Kit.

Can I be minister of da fence?

So..................am I the Minister of Under the Couch? If I am, this is my first question to you all,

Cheese goes mouldy and tastes better right? So if I take a Dairylea triangle and put it under the couch for two weeks, will it get tastier?

I will need funds of $1,000,000,000,002 to carry out my research.

How 'bout camo? I was thinking a Real Tree Hardwoods pattern for the curtains, and blaze orange for the walls. Then, we need a big HOOKAH for the war room. We'll have to have the Secretary of Agriculture grow the tobbaco, or do you want one that blows bubbles?

BUBBLES! BUBBLES! BUBBLES! Bubbles could keep me occupied for hours. Not that i'll get many under the couch.

Originally posted by Zanzibar
BUBBLES! BUBBLES! BUBBLES! Bubbles could keep me occupied for hours. Not that i'll get many under the couch.

What are you doing under the couch?

[edit on 17-1-2006 by Dissension]

Its my kingdom, just try and take it! My large sumo jiggly guys fight without mercy. What kind of question is,

''Why are you under the couch?''

Dur..........the voices told me too. :shk:

Your all just jealous that you can't hear them!

*Quickly scuttles back under the couch*

[edit on 17-1-2006 by Zanzibar]

Implosion, da fence must be on standby for any attack.

dissension....new colors, i like the hardwood floor ideas and no hookah, those will be given out on request.

zanzibar, your money is granted, however try to find a fuel source from cheese, so that we can drive our sauerkraut based force into the lands of our enemies.


[edit on 17-1-2006 by truttseeker]

OK. My first act as secretary of the interior, is to replace all the couches with bean bag chairs. Then I will put a 150 gallon fish tank in every room. Each 150 gallon fish tank will be filled with 10,000 neons. Blacklights will replace light bulbs, and Led Zeppelin and Ramstien will be jammin on the PA.

All the artwork on the walls will be Velvet Elvi. There will be a Budda statue every 19 feet. Any other ideas?

i likes it. good ideas diss. this will go down in history....heil rammstein.

I've worked out the cheese fuel solution. We just feed it to Frenchm l day, they fart, make a gas that I like to call,

Noxiousfrenchybrand001

This gas will allow us to power our meaty rockets (that sound weird to anyone else?) into the enemys territorys and we shall conquer their couches!

Oh, and ROCK ON RAMMSTEIN!!

Du, du hast mech.