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why i should rule the world

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posted on Jan, 16 2006 @ 12:58 PM
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popess....sounds cool. Sounds like it could be profitable. popessness granted...ma haha.




posted on Jan, 16 2006 @ 01:10 PM
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Thank you so much. I am going to go and search for big silly looken golden hats right now!



posted on Jan, 16 2006 @ 01:13 PM
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Can I be the Minister of Sauerkraut?


And you are so mean to your brother


--Kit.



posted on Jan, 16 2006 @ 01:24 PM
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1.) Yes, with the forces of sauerkraut we will dominate other placs too.

2.) Its not mean its funny



posted on Jan, 16 2006 @ 03:29 PM
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MWA!! Thank you, Sir Trutt, I will serve you well. *bows*

And, that's why there was a laughing smiley next to that statement


--Kit.



posted on Jan, 16 2006 @ 03:34 PM
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no problem, just make sure you show absolutely no mercy



posted on Jan, 16 2006 @ 03:37 PM
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mwaHAHAHAHAHA!

*bows* You have chosen well, Sir. *evil grin*


--Kit.



posted on Jan, 16 2006 @ 04:01 PM
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May I be your Secretary of the Interior? I'm an excellent decorator!



posted on Jan, 16 2006 @ 08:00 PM
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aye, I need good curtains for the war room...choose wisely. or sauerkraut minister Kits will deal with you in kind



posted on Jan, 16 2006 @ 09:54 PM
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Indeed.

Dissension? Follow me please. The office is this way, we'll get you right to work


--Kit.



posted on Jan, 17 2006 @ 05:16 AM
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Can I be minister of da fence?



posted on Jan, 17 2006 @ 09:22 AM
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So..................am I the Minister of Under the Couch? If I am, this is my first question to you all,

Cheese goes mouldy and tastes better right? So if I take a Dairylea triangle and put it under the couch for two weeks, will it get tastier?

I will need funds of $1,000,000,000,002 to carry out my research.



posted on Jan, 17 2006 @ 10:39 AM
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How 'bout camo? I was thinking a Real Tree Hardwoods pattern for the curtains, and blaze orange for the walls. Then, we need a big HOOKAH for the war room. We'll have to have the Secretary of Agriculture grow the tobbaco, or do you want one that blows bubbles?



posted on Jan, 17 2006 @ 12:42 PM
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BUBBLES! BUBBLES! BUBBLES! Bubbles could keep me occupied for hours. Not that i'll get many under the couch.



posted on Jan, 17 2006 @ 01:04 PM
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Originally posted by Zanzibar
BUBBLES! BUBBLES! BUBBLES! Bubbles could keep me occupied for hours. Not that i'll get many under the couch.


What are you doing under the couch?

[edit on 17-1-2006 by Dissension]



posted on Jan, 17 2006 @ 01:36 PM
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Its my kingdom, just try and take it! My large sumo jiggly guys fight without mercy. What kind of question is,

''Why are you under the couch?''

Dur..........the voices told me too. :shk:

Your all just jealous that you can't hear them!

*Quickly scuttles back under the couch*

[edit on 17-1-2006 by Zanzibar]



posted on Jan, 17 2006 @ 01:52 PM
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Implosion, da fence must be on standby for any attack.

dissension....new colors, i like the hardwood floor ideas and no hookah, those will be given out on request.

zanzibar, your money is granted, however try to find a fuel source from cheese, so that we can drive our sauerkraut based force into the lands of our enemies.


[edit on 17-1-2006 by truttseeker]



posted on Jan, 17 2006 @ 02:23 PM
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OK. My first act as secretary of the interior, is to replace all the couches with bean bag chairs.
Then I will put a 150 gallon fish tank in every room. Each 150 gallon fish tank will be filled with 10,000 neons. Blacklights will replace light bulbs, and Led Zeppelin and Ramstien will be jammin on the PA.

All the artwork on the walls will be Velvet Elvi. There will be a Budda statue every 19 feet. Any other ideas?



posted on Jan, 17 2006 @ 02:24 PM
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i likes it. good ideas diss. this will go down in history....heil rammstein.



posted on Jan, 17 2006 @ 04:19 PM
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I've worked out the cheese fuel solution. We just feed it to Frenchm l day, they fart, make a gas that I like to call,

Noxiousfrenchybrand001

This gas will allow us to power our meaty rockets (that sound weird to anyone else?) into the enemys territorys and we shall conquer their couches!

Oh, and ROCK ON RAMMSTEIN!!

Du, du hast mech.







 
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