You can ask God 1 question

one of these three.


1. paper or plastic?
2. were you lonely, and thats why all this?
3.



[edit on 29-12-2005 by spacedoubt]

I thought of an even better question to ask him. The classic Freudian question.
"Hello, Mr. Christian God. Now, before we begin therapy on your extremely violent temperament and chronic insecurity, I have one question to ask you. You hate your mother, don't you?

Originally posted by BlackandWhite
Why did you have to make it pi? Oh no, plain old three wasn't good enough for you, you had to make some imaginary number that never stops!

Are you kidding me? Pi is not imaginary dude..and did I mention its beautiful! If he/she/it exists I'm glad Pi was created.

Also, does it ever repeat?

That is DEFINATELY a good question!

The end all be all of questions.

"You gonna finish eating that?"

"What the hell were you thinking when you made the platypus?"

Ok, another question.
What's the punchline?

Could you make a boulder so large that even you couldn't lift it?

(or a borrito so hot that even you couldn't eat it)

Sorry for not listening to you for over fourteen years. Thanks for sending Jesus. Anything you want me to do?

that's what I'd say

Originally posted by DanD9
Sorry for not listening to you for over fourteen years. Thanks for sending Jesus. Anything you want me to do?

that's what I'd say

I like it

hand everything over to me. i know i can do a better job, if not just end my misery.

If you were faced with him and all his glory
What would you ask if you had just one question?

God, how can I get a 2000 year vacation? You've obviously been enjoying yours.....

God, do you ever grow weary of being eternal?

If i could ask god one queastion itd have to be
" Do you ever wake up and just ah man

If you were faced with him and all his glory
What would you ask if you had just one question?

"Give me one good reason why you dont let stupid people get eaten!?"

a very simple question that no one has been able to answer

"what is the meaning of life?"

oni x x

Well, if we're all lined up to question the creator, it seems most of the good questions have gone. I would have liked to ask "why?" but it's been done. so taking my lead from this thread I think I'd ask him which one he thought was the real deal. I have a funny feeling I already know the answer.

Originally posted by junglejake
"Hey, boss, what can I do for ya?"

I mean, let's face it. When faced with His majesty up close and personal, we'll have a pretty good idea of just what our place in this universe is. I suspect, when one first encounters God, the thought that goes through your mind isn't "how can I get you to serve me".

Or how can I get your angels at service ofm e?


For they allready are.

[edit on 14-1-2006 by alienaddicted]

Just one question, eh?

"God, are you happy?"

ok, stipulating god's existence, i'll go along with this hypotetical

i'm not sure if someone else has posted this

what the F?

god in god's wisdom would know what i'm talking about, and answer.

" God can I cry and hug you. And tell you all what I really want to say...."
And i will say so if you explain me I will embrace what will you do...your God what you are thinking is absolute and pure !!
Thanks for the pain and happiness you bring...then i will hug him...