posted on Dec, 21 2005 @ 03:54 AM
Originally posted by Dr Love
Originally posted by LostSailor
The mouthguards... well... Americans have always been a bit more picky about how our teeth look heh?
I remembered this quote as I was reading the sports page this morning. They had a picture of Ronaldhino, the FIFA Player of the Year. Of course the
story was on the last page next to all the erectile disfunction ads, but that wasn't the funniest part. The funniest part was the picture of
Ronaldhino. His teeth were going every which way but loose! Don't these guys make enough scratch to mix in a trip to the dentist every now and
then? What a horrible picture! It was frightening.
Yeah but, you only like pretty boys in tights don't ya Doc? Preferably wearing the kind of gaudy superbore jewellry that even a pimp would be
embaressed to wear. Its the FIFA world
player of the year BTW. World as in 'from around' the world
What? Someone actually scored a goal in a soccer game? Stop the press!!!
Really, how hard is it to score when the whole end of the pitch is the score zone? Put the scoring zone down to around an 1/8th and see how you get
on. And making your scoring artificially high by awarding multiple points doesn't count either. If we scored the game in a similar way to you, and
awarded multiple points for a goal, multiple points for shots on target and multiple points for shots off target, the scores would be similar
Just like how most of the soccer hooligans have no knowledge of footall.
Getting confused again aren't we? Not surprising for an NFL knuckle dragger. its foot
, get it?
what you play is pointy
ball or throw
ball or hand
ball or armoured wank
I didn't honestly think that anything good could be taken from American Football, and transferred to the Beautiful Game. That was, until I saw
WTF are you on about man? cheerleaders? I used to have a lot of respect for the Hammers until this. What happened that you need dancing girls? Do you
sing 'I'm forever waving pom poms' on the terraces now? Only if you had them dancing tits out, like I saw in the paper the other day, would
cheerleaders be a good thing for football! What next? A souzafone band? commercials before every throw in?
[edit on 21-12-2005 by ridcully]