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Originally posted by nikelbee
Tinkle - one day we are going to have to sit down over some hot beverage and discuss this big brain - big personality debate with the seriousness it deserves.

Yes we jolly well will!

I think you have a point, so how do you feel about the following?


Bill Clinton
Gene Simmons (not to be confused with Richard)
Iggy Pop
Count Chocula

See I'd probably go with Clinton, but I'd be thinking of Monica.

Just kidding.

Clinton = no. I don't know why. He just doesn't do it for me.

Gene Simmons = I'm not sure I could date a guy who wears more eye makeup than me...wait...he's got that really long tongue though, hasn't he? Hmmmmm......I spose I could forgive the eyeliner theft...

Iggy Pop = BRING IT ON! Please. Yes please. YES!

Count...Whocula?! = Erm. Ok, I had to google this first. The answer is, "Yes, if we get him to a dentist post haste, and perhaps lose the cape".

Then again, the cape could be quite secksy, doncha think?

No?

I'm out on a limb here, right?

Right, right. Shutting up.

Count Chocula is OK but too commercial for my tastes. I prefer Count Von Count from Sesame Street.

He has that whole infectious laugh and that Easter European prince thing going on. Plus of all the characters off Sesame Street, he was the most self-deprecating and I like that in a puppet.

Humour and the ability to laugh at oneself (or laugh while counting) are highly underrated traits in our society.

I coined an expression in my youth, 'cutie-ugly' to refer to interesting people who weren't always conventionally good looking.

My biggest crush is displayed in my avatar.

He may be a little living impaired, but even so, he can out think, out smart and out write almost everyone.

Here is a picture of my other cutie.



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"Living impaired" lol that's beautiful.

"Respiratorally challenged"

Only if we get to see them modeled.

Mentioning lingerie is almost like blowing that really long beckoning horn on the mountains of Tibet. They hear it for miles and come a 'flocking.

Oh great Zaph - which was your favourite Sesame Street character? Prairie Dawn or that one that hung out with that musician who looked like Ike Turner?

I don't remember either of them. I always liked Oscar, and later Elmo.

Zaph and other men who want to answer - do you have any example of Cutie-Uglies? Or does that concept not exist?

I don't have an ugly saved anywhere, so would have to look for one. but here's a cutie.

Agreed. She IS cute. but the whole errr point is that cute is too easy and we like to be challenged. So challenge us.

I mean Tinkle went on the edge here with Ron Jeremy and Carrot Top. You can do better than the cutie who is so cute my face is starting to hurt from smiling.



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Actually, when First Wave was on I thought Traci Lords looked pretty good. I was too young to remember her porn days. hehe

Other than her, most of the ones I like are foreign stars. I have a huge Asian thing going, so I like the Japanese and Filipina stars.

What about Fairuza Balk?

Does she count?

Bjork, maybe?

Oh yeah. Fairuza Balk. yummm! And Famke Jansen

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Me thinks Tinkle that Sir Zaph is finding this game a bit hard to play. He keeps going back to beautiful!

I have high standards, what can I say.

But Herr Dictator, you can have high standards without necessarily having a concept of beauty that is over rated non? To simplify, haven't you ever been attracted to someone's personality or brains? I'm not baiting you Zaph, I'm very curious.

Actually yes. My fiancee. She's pretty but most of our relationship has been online. When we first met, she was cute, but didn't really look how I normally liked, short hair, and some other things, but we got to know each other, and I fell madly in love with her.

That is sweet. I take back every negative thing I've said or thought about you... OK most of everything I've said and thought.

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Now the really hard part is keeping us together for two weeks until I get to the Philippines to be with her, and can start to heal us. which won't be easy. heh.

Originally posted by nikelbee
That is sweet.

I take back every negative thing I've said or thought about you... OK most of everything I've said and thought.

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Everything you've said, some of what was thought?

Good luck zaph, sounds like it could be an awesome time.

It probably will be, but the question is will I come back engaged still, or single.