ThreadKillers Anonymous

a reply to: Zaphod58

Use the irony, Zaph...

Use the irony.

One hundred and forty two pages? OK I'm here now to put this bad boy to bed!


So far I have like a 100% "kill rate" ROFL! Hire me? guaranteed the company is going under, post in a thread? It's circling the drain and a goner. When I get a new vehicle there's a clause it must include a flatbed. I've voided more warranties than Daryl, and his other two brothers Daryl & Daryl.
( evil laughter)
It's a gift, or so I'm told by a nice tarot card lady...someone has to be the last one to turn the lights off.
Woo-Hoo!!!

a reply to: Caver78

Not even close.

a reply to: Timely

Hey Timely!
grins,give it a minute.....this thread is outta here like a fat chick in a game of dodgeball!!!

a reply to: Caver78

Many have tried. All walked away beaten.

Obviously, with all due respect,i can't explain amateurs either.
All I can say is I'm a jinx extrodinare in real life and it "should" translate over.
On the bright side it's not like I'm Hurricane Hattie or Typhoid Mary? ( facepalm)
Haven't started a pandemic, things just quietly die, evaporate, cease to be, sometimes sooner, sometimes later

Instead of a Sith Lord with Chaos swirling as my cloak it's sadly more like Pigpen with the curse of entropy.
Of course this is assuming a young upstart doesn't cruise thru like the Millennium Falcon of Doom?

Star wars refs. are not the ticket mate.

There is no answer ... yes, you have a voiced gift for clearing a room.

Just not this one ... it is like free energy ... it just keeps on rollin' .

Blow some more smoke by all means ...
Someone will be along shortly ...


Hey I gave in and just signed up eons ago - almost.

Just sign up mate ... the kill is not here.

originally posted by: Timely


Blow some more smoke by all means ...
Someone will be along shortly ...

Just sign up mate ... the kill is not here.

Blowing smoke??!! ME???
You're just used to me being all polite & mild mannered....can't imagine how you'd reckon that?
( blinking innocently)

I do however try to use my thread-killing superpowers for good...

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I do however try to use my thread-killing superpowers for good...


Oh - in that case ... as you were.

Ha! I thought I was the only one killing threads. Feels kind of good though to know there is more of 'us'. That is unless my 'sharing' results in killing this thread.

a reply to: z00mster

If you're here long enough, it'll happen.

But this thread will never die. Ever.

a reply to: seagull
The irony is strong with this one.
Now for something completely different:

I think we need to make a pin to mark the fact that this thread is still going longer than some have been members here.

a reply to: Zaphod58

Started two months before I joined...

Odds are good it'll never die.

This thread will never die......... no matter who or how many times they try.

a reply to: seagull
You just reminded me of this song. I guess it fits.

a reply to: seagull

- Unless it ends up - like, in 20 years ... being trolled to the point of SO closing the thread.

Or even 80 years ... I am sure SO will still be vigilant.

Luckily Zap now has the power of veto, or at least The seagull that has his back does ...( amazing what a pack of hot chips will buy! )

So, to those that will come for solace, as well as those with a conquistador glint in their eye ...
just give in and sign up ...

You even get a whole bunch of ATS points when you agree to the T&C's.

You can purchase a whole swag of stuff from the store ... along with relevant credit card details .

a reply to: Zaphod58
That's very interesting. Tell me more.

a reply to: Skid Mark