ThreadKillers Anonymous

OI!

How come I woke up with blue eyes?

You're a victim of the Aryan Nation... They're out to get you...

Originally posted by SugarCube You're a victim of the Aryan Nation... They're out to get you...

Aryan Nation? Iz zey a rock band or summit?

I want Duzey!

Where my Tinkleflower?

kitty!

I visited your country, it was cold... and foggy.

reply to Kalapadea[/url]

When was that mate?

Here in a very wind swept and cold Gloucester, we've had, wind, rain, sleet, snow, fog, black ice, normal ice, mist, Scotch Mist and 'Things That Go 'Bump' In The Night!'

I was told that Tinkle was out and about again and that the Great Green Special Dragon Lady was visiting the TKA Clubhouse again.

Guess my stroke has messed up my brain, 'cause I could'he sworn I'd seen her somewhere.

I want to be an Official Threadkilla!

Sign me up yo!

reply to post by emsed1[/url]

In the time honoured tradition of the TKA Clubhouse and in the extended abscense of The Great and Evil Benefactor, The Lord Zaphod , please post at least 3 links to threads you have killed.

Now, has anybody seen my NinjaKittyFleas?

I have a pretty impressive track record of killing threads at ATS. Usually when I chime in, there's 1 or 2 replies to the OP after me, but generally - everyone shuts up after I inject a voice of reason.

DocEmrick, a couple of questions and I think you'll be 'in'.

1. Can you referee a match between 'blow footballing pachyderms?'

2. What do you think about Extra Mature Cheddar Cheese glazed doughnuts?

3. Don't you just simply adore Green Dragons?

4. Do you know what a Tinkleflower does?

5. What skills - if any, can you bring to the TKA Clubhouse?

6. Will you promise to serve the All Powerful Lord God Zaphod, our Evil and sometimes Benificent Leader - All and Peace & Blessings be upon him.

Permission to come aboard?

A couple of threads I killed (I think):

www.abovetopsecret.com...
www.abovetopsecret.com...
www.abovetopsecret.com...
www.abovetopsecret.com...
www.abovetopsecret.com...

reply to post by Chadwickus


Hey, YOU didn't kill this thread, I did!

www.abovetopsecret.com...

At least I finished it off...

reply to post by ziggystar60



lol very true

My bad

I'm wondering if I should list the threads I started that go no replies too, there's a few!

I want in!

Threads i recently killed;
thread1

Thread 2

Thread 3

Not to mention my own thread that i kill after a post or 2

EDIT: i'll probably kill this one

[edit on 11-4-2009 by locster]

reply to post by locster


This is the thread that will never die. Many have tried, all have failed. :shk:

Welcome to all the new members, you guys get to clean up after the football games. Elephants leave a BIG mess. I don't know HOW they talked me into letting them into the clubhouse. :bnghd:

reply to post by Zaphod58


Hmmm maybe i'm cured..
Oh well

** gets out his shovel**

That's an elephant?

EDIT: A guy wearing an pink elephant suit is NOT an elephant. I'm not cleaning that!

[edit on 11-4-2009 by locster]

reply to post by locster


No, that's George. He's in therapy. The elephants like to hide behind the inflatable couch.

reply to post by Zaphod58


And there i was looking for them in the library.
Is that egg on my face?
Man i hope so

reply to post by locster


By the way, you might want to watch out for the squirrel army and zombie bunnies. They're still running around the clubhouse somewhere.

reply to post by Zaphod58


The zombie bunnies are preoccupied with finding their eggs and for the squirrels... Well lets just say i wear a cup and leave it at that.

why are purple fish playing banjo? I thought only polka dotted ones did.

Well, that was a fu...........................

What the ??!!
I think I just stepped in some elephant crap!!