ThreadKillers Anonymous

I can't believe this thread is still here.

I haven't been online in a good year or two and come back to find this STILL at the top of my threads list... even after posting in the last couple days.

You guys have some dedication.

We took a brief hiatus while you were gone.

I'm hoping the clubhouse will stay occupied.. I mean... otherwise the rent I'm paying is going to waste...

The rent YOU'RE paying? Then what the heck is this extra coming out of my paycheck every month? And why is that my signature at the bottom of the lease?


-Zap under Zap2's log in cause he forgot.

[edit on 28-9-2008 by silverflame]

You pay for the clubhouse, I rent the tree from the squirrels.

it's quiet... too quiet.

DO A BARREL ROLL!

Do not drop the nuts! The squirels are sleeping so Zap is training a new army. He will fill everyone on the new attack codes later. You should see some of the things he is doing. *RUNS and hides* He used a little too much C4 that time.

[edit on 19-10-2008 by silverflame]

Ok, so the whole squirrel thing didn't work out so well. I forgot about this whole hibernation thing. Training in the last couple weeks has REALLY fallen apart. We kept losing recruits. Turns out squirrels with guns is a really BAD idea when they're looking for nuts to store.

New plan! Kamikaze Bunnies! We tried cats, but they kept making us feel really dumb. Dogs kept licking everyone we tried to attack. Bunnies on the other hand......Everyone says "Awwww!" and tries to pet them, and that's when they strike.

reply to post by Zaphod58


What is this wonderful place, and how can a unicorn help?

How are you at training suicide bunnies?

And keep the horn to yourself thanks. We have fragile items walking around the clubhouse....like other members.

reply to post by Zaphod58


Can't I use my "corn" to kill threads?

It can also motivate bunnies.
Do we have small dynamite?

We prefer really small pieces of something more dangerous. I don't dare mention the name or it would strike fear into your heart immediately.

But remember to use the power of the "corn" wisely and only remove those threads that are dangerous or threatening to attack you.

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Well the corn is done.

I shall destroy with intellect and well placed passive aggressive comments like:
"Oh that's a wonderful point you make there, you are soooo smart"
Like two women in a night club bathroom:
"Ooo, I just LOVE that lipstick on you..."

Like that.

We wouldn't have to make such catty comments if you guys would learn how to do things better. Or if you'd grow a set.

Originally posted by silverflame
We wouldn't have to make such catty comments if you guys would learn how to do things better. Or if you'd grow a set.

Who's "we guys", what "things better"?

Actually let me use my standard:

You're right.
I'm sorry.
It's my fault.

There.

All is forgiven I love to hear I am right. lol See if all men learned this few words the world would be a better place. lol

My cover is blown... going black.
See you on the other side.

Meet Zap's new army!

Attack squirrels?

The flying, footballing pachyderms might step on them by accident. I am not cleaning up squished squirrel guts and fritzy is far too discerning to eat roadkill - unless the squirrels have ooey-gooey cheddar intestines.

*sigh* I guess I am back in the Thread Killers Club...I've killed more than a few threads since "returning" to ATS after a sanity break (HAHAHA) even a couple of my own dang threads Oh well seems I'm in good company

Heh, I haven't posted in any other threads except this one. Too many small children clogging up the good threads.