Help me choose....

Help me choose a second date

So I'm sure you all have heard of Tinder, it sucks but heck, it got so difficult to hook up with girls, and one has needs.

So here I am with my crappy profile scoring no matches for eternity until I let a girl fix my profile and suddenly I can't save myself from matches...
They never complain in bed but outside I'm just no womaniser.

There is this tall skinny girl blue eyes great lover, but very affective, she always wants more and its always a scene when she has to leaf.

There is this relaxed we could have a great vibe girl with this effed up attitude of not responding for long time or outright ignoring questions.

There is this pescaterian mommy with two kids from california, she knows what she wants and just enjoys the company.

There is this girl with a beautiful face but she is like anti sexual, there is just no vibe coming from here and her humor is all crippled from the PC crap.

There is this slightly chubby, unexperienced girl that loves to have dirty chats but never wants to meet.

I'm trying to keep all of them warm but eventually I should go with one, which one would you go for

a reply to: Terpene
Probably the disease free one.

originally posted by: Terpene
Help me choose a second date

So I'm sure you all have heard of Tinder, it sucks but heck, it got so difficult to hook up with girls, and one has needs.

So here I am with my crappy profile scoring no matches for eternity until I let a girl fix my profile and suddenly I can't save myself from matches...
They never complain in bed but outside I'm just no womaniser.

There is this tall skinny girl blue eyes great lover, but very affective, she always wants more and its always a scene when she has to leaf.

There is this relaxed we could have a great vibe girl with this effed up attitude of not responding for long time or outright ignoring questions.

There is this pescaterian mommy with two kids from california, she knows what she wants and just enjoys the company.

There is this girl with a beautiful face but she is like anti sexual, there is just no vibe coming from here and her humor is all crippled from the PC crap.

There is this slightly chubby, unexperienced girl that loves to have dirty chats but never wants to meet.

I'm trying to keep all of them warm but eventually I should go with one, which one would you go for

You haven't found the right one for you, because you'd know. It's that simple.

originally posted by: stosh64
a reply to: Terpene
Probably the disease free one.

Umm, it's Tinder....lol

originally posted by: Terpene
Help me choose a second date

So I'm sure you all have heard of Tinder, it sucks but heck, it got so difficult to hook up with girls, and one has needs.

So here I am with my crappy profile scoring no matches for eternity until I let a girl fix my profile and suddenly I can't save myself from matches...
They never complain in bed but outside I'm just no womaniser.

There is this tall skinny girl blue eyes great lover, but very affective, she always wants more and its always a scene when she has to leaf.

There is this relaxed we could have a great vibe girl with this effed up attitude of not responding for long time or outright ignoring questions.

There is this pescaterian mommy with two kids from california, she knows what she wants and just enjoys the company.

There is this girl with a beautiful face but she is like anti sexual, there is just no vibe coming from here and her humor is all crippled from the PC crap.

There is this slightly chubby, unexperienced girl that loves to have dirty chats but never wants to meet.

I'm trying to keep all of them warm but eventually I should go with one, which one would you go for

They never complain in bed...
So you slept with all of them on the first date?
Obviously the first one sounds like a needy drama queen. The others showing indifference either means they aren't interested...or are willing to see how interested you are in THEM and not just what you can do in bed.
What exactly do you want anyway? Just a hook up?
Are you actually interested in spending time doing non-sexual things with any of them or are you just using their bodies to masturbate ? Big difference.

originally posted by: Terpene
which one would you go for?

The chubby girl. You know what they say - fat bottomed girls make the rockin' world go 'round.

originally posted by: Terpene
...which one would you go for

Yes.

a reply to: AccessDenied

Thanks for the insights

You So you slept with all of them on the first date?

You must know an awful lot of women... I kissed one on the first date, which was a never before. I had couple of women before, that never complained.

What exactly do you want anyway?

I just want them to bake me cookies.

just using their bodies to masturbate

LoL only religious people would do that, no"body" is better at strangling my serpent than me

a reply to: Terpene

Anti-sexual PC Liberal....hell no
Chubby....nope
Mommy....maybe
No response/ignores you....nope
Skinny with blue eyes great lover....yep

Not sure what you mean by “very affective” though....very affectionate?
And what kind of scene does she make?....she doesn’t want to leave?

It’s a good thing I have been married for almost 20 years, I couldn’t do the dating thing in the Liberal PC, phone app world.
I would probably snap.

a reply to: Terpene
The first one giving you herpes will be the chosen one.

a reply to: RazorV66

Anti-sexual PC Liberal.

Sounds challenging.

I second what colorblind said. My lady has quite the bottom....more of a "brick house"then a fat bottomed girl. a reply to: TrulyColorBlind

originally posted by: Trueman
a reply to: RazorV66

Anti-sexual PC Liberal.

Sounds challenging.

No...that’s hopeless.
There is no way to change them and you would end up being a cuck.

originally posted by: RazorV66

originally posted by: Trueman
a reply to: RazorV66

Anti-sexual PC Liberal.

Sounds challenging.

No...that’s hopeless.
There is no way to change them and you would end up being a cuck.

All she gotta do is try my sangria.

a reply to: Terpene

They all sound lovely.
Ask the girl who fixed your profile to pick one for you.

a reply to: Terpene

Online dating sites are filled with two types of women.

Ones that can't keep a man around usually for a multitude of reasons.

And

Ones that already have plenty of men around but like the attention to make them feel good.
"These are the same as the married women that go to clubs"


And avoid single moms....

originally posted by: IAMTAT
a reply to: Terpene

They all sound lovely.
Ask the girl who fixed your profile to pick one for you.

That one is scary. She'll control his social media and online banking.

a reply to: Trueman

Which is why he should ultimately pick the one that makes the most money.

originally posted by: IAMTAT
Which is why he should ultimately pick the one that makes the most money.

LOL. Women with jobs. Next you'll think they can drive and vote.

a reply to: Terpene
Either married, a guy, a friend spoofing you, or just kids playing.

You'd know nothing real about whoever they are.

Don't want to wish you luck, but.....God Bless...