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originally posted by: Fallingdown
a reply to: AutomateThis1
I saw bumper sticker a while back that said .
β Dear life, could you at least use some lubricant β
You should get one . π
originally posted by: AutomateThis1
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And when I have someone telling me that I'm obviously wrong, when they can't even tell me what they are looking for just makes me lol on the inside.
originally posted by: miri2019
originally posted by: AutomateThis1
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And when I have someone telling me that I'm obviously wrong, when they can't even tell me what they are looking for just makes me lol on the inside.
Long time ago I used to work in a TV repair shop and we had customers who told us their device was not working after taking it from the shop. We'd go there just to find out that their TV was not even plugged in. Time wasting but hilarious.
originally posted by: miri2019
a reply to: AutomateThis1
About 15 years ago, I used to work for Home Depot, electrical dpt. Most of the customers were kind and great to chat with. Once in a while we'd get some unique customers. So this lady comes to me and asks me to help her choose a door bell, and I presented her our selection of them.
And she'd go pressing them one by one and asking me what I was thinking of the sound and its style. So given that all of those bells were decent quality, I'd go along with her "Yea, nice sound, I like it, but you have the final say in that!", she'd be like "ah ok, what about this other one bell?", and I'd be "Yea, that's a good one too...". I spent with her literally 45 exhausting minutes. It got to a point that I ran out of words, my creativity went bone dry, my brain was hurting. What a day that was ...
You saw sagacious Solomon
You know what came of him
To him, complexities seemed plain
He cursed the hour that gave birth to him
And saw that everything was vain
How great and wise was Solomon
The world, however, did not wait
But soon observed what followed on
It's wisdom that had brought him to this state
How fortunate the man with none
You saw courageous Caesar next
You know what he became
They deified him in his life
Then had him murdered just the same
And as they raised the fatal knife
How loud he cried "you too my son!"
The world, however, did not wait
But soon observed what followed on
It's courage that had brought him to that state
How fortunate the man with none
You heard of honest Socrates
The man who never lied
They weren't so grateful as you'd think
Instead the rulers fixed to have him tried
And handed him the poisoned drink
How honest was the people's noble son
The world, however, did not wait
But soon observed what followed on
It's honesty that brought him to that state
How fortunate the man with none
Here you can see respectable folk
Keeping to God's own laws
So far he hasn't taken heed
You who sit safe and warm indoors
Help to relieve out bitter need
How virtuously we had begun
The world, however, did not wait
But soon observed what followed on
It's fear of God that brought us to that state
How fortunate the man with none"