Softball with AugustusMasonicus: Season III

originally posted by: IAMTAT

originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus

Update: This month's vic asked to postpone.

Not everyone can bounce right back from jumper-cables to the testicles.

You kidding? Pfffgh

That's how I jump start cars with dead batteries.

a reply to: Liquesence

My cars don't have dead batteries...only dead hookers.

a reply to: AugustusMasonicus

Maybe we can work something out...along the lines of Frankenhooker.

a reply to: Liquesence

I'd prefer to work out an alibi.

a reply to: AugustusMasonicus

Once brought back to life, they never died, remember.

originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus
a reply to: Liquesence

My cars don't have dead batteries...only dead hookers.

So...Die hards.

originally posted by: IAMTAT

originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus
a reply to: Liquesence

My cars don't have dead batteries...only dead hookers.

So...Die hards.

Or rather, "stiffs."

originally posted by: IAMTAT
So...Die hards.

Yup. I just wont put my tongue on them like I do with 9 volt batteries.

originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus

originally posted by: IAMTAT
So...Die hards.

Yup. I just wont put my tongue on them like I do with 9 volt batteries.

How else do you tell if they're still good?

If it don't tingle my tongue, I don't want none.

originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus

originally posted by: IAMTAT
So...Die hards.

Yup. I just wont put my tongue on them like I do with 9 volt batteries.

Either way...you'll get charged.

originally posted by: watchitburn

originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus

originally posted by: IAMTAT
So...Die hards.

Yup. I just wont put my tongue on them like I do with 9 volt batteries.

How else do you tell if they're still good?

If it don't tingle my tongue, I don't want none.

Be careful. If they're old and haven't been used in a while, they tend to easily leak fluid.

Alrighty, should get something back soon-ish, maybe even in time for Sunday. I also have several coming in so we'll be guaranteed at least 3-4 months more of this nonsense.

originally posted by: Liquesence


Be careful. If they're old and haven't been used in a while, they tend to easily leak fluid.

Dear god, you just described me.

There will be blood...tomorrow.

originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus

There will be blood...tomorrow.

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a reply to: IAMTAT

What the hell time is it anyway?

Daylight Saving Time Pfft...

Do you need us to get you to the top of the next page?
What is the count, 20 posts? So many quesitons!

a reply to: TNMockingbird

Its 21

originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus

There will be blood...tomorrow.

Bring it!

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