Softball with AugustusMasonicus: Season III

a reply to: dashen

Whatcha gonna do??

You do realize that Hulkamania is gonna run wild on you right??

a reply to: DrumsRfun

Mod leg drop off the top rope.

a reply to: Gravelbone

Gerne mein mann!

Here's another gem:

Middle East wedding rendition

a reply to: AutomateThis1

That reminds me of my family gatherings here in Chicago. Seems they've managed to turn shotguns into party poppers over there as well.
Good on them, I hear buckshot can be a great source of iron.

I took a poop on a turtle

Is it my fault I am constipated or the turtles?

I blame the turtle!

originally posted by: Gravelbone
I was engrossed. Completely immersed even.
I could smell the bourbon, human flesh, and shame. As I was being floored consistently by these revelations, and thought my brain could spare no more neurons to comprehend, my jaw dropped at this detail:

"2nd amendment related interpretive dance"

Not only is my curiosity piqued beyond imagination, I can only wonder why we have not heard of this before as it seems very much pertinent to the goings on of ATS.
Much can be learned from this.
My commendations on your journalistic acumen sir.

I could say that your reply was completely over the top, but it wasn't, since it was all true.

originally posted by: DrumsRfun
0 egomania in this thread whatsoever.
SMH
Holy full of yourself batman!
I like hardball.

Thank you!

a reply to: AugustusMasonicus

Honestly, I toned it down some.
I had a slew of emojis, wing dings, and $5 dollar words ready to go too, but alas, by the time I had gotten as far as I did, I was spent.
My bandwidth and I collapsed back into my chair and had a smoke.

*Anyone questioning the validity of this interview needs to check thier privilege. Softball as you may have been, Dashen held nothing back and was a fount of useful information.
Seriously, if this were any better, there would need to be an investigation. Slainte!*

originally posted by: Gravelbone
...Softball as you may have been, Dashen held nothing back and was a fount of useful information.

You should see how he is in person once you lubricate him with a few bourbons.

a reply to: AugustusMasonicus

Proper lubrication is an obvious necessity at an ATS Meetup.

Especially once you start pouring those roofie coladas

a reply to: dashen

Yup, ATS meetups, drunkenness and Geez rabidly biting people on the ass cheeks.

a reply to: AugustusMasonicus

Always prudent to get your shots before the meet up because afterwards might be too late.

In Philly we saw a half-crazed hobo getting ready to Chow Down on a pigeon.

originally posted by: dashen
In Philly we saw a half-crazed hobo getting ready to Chow Down on a pigeon.

I wasn't 'half-crazed', I was all crazed and it's called 'squab'.

originally posted by: AutomateThis1
a reply to: Gravelbone

This was highly disappointing.

Where is the one showing these dumbasses shooting themselves?

originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus
a reply to: dashen

Yup, ATS meetups, drunkenness and Geez rabidly biting people on the ass cheeks.

You'd probably have had better attendance, if people knew about this in advance.

a reply to: IAMTAT

We'd probably need a take-a-ticket machine.

LOL @ all of the above

originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus
a reply to: watchitburn

For the record, I'm not feeling suicidal.

That's good to hear. We were getting concerned after a recent report described you as depressed, possibly suicidal, and more important, a little thirsty.

originally posted by: ColeYounger
That's good to hear. We were getting concerned after a recent report described you as depressed, possibly suicidal, and more important, a little thirsty.

Yeah, none of it was true. I also have no intention of hanging myself to death unless it's a case of AEA gone awry.