Tight Pants Are Population Control

a reply to: IgnoranceIsntBlisss

Well if it is. Then does not seem to be working all that well. In fact if there is any sort of depopulation conspiracy or plan. Whatever it is and whoever is doing it. They are not doing a very good job at it, at all. May be an epic failure. You know considering that the population has been upping and spiking for the past oh, 500 to 1000 years or so, with only the current 30 years or so really going through the roof.

Yup, depopulation. Another epic failure. Its quite obvious there doing all wrong.

a reply to: Skyfloating

Those are not baggy pants. Those are what we would call clown pants minus the colorful patches. They are worn by the more serious clowns. Quite a fashion statement in the clown world I would suppose.

Ever seen one of the clowns try to run in those? Its hilarious, especially the part were they fall straight on there face.

a reply to: worldstarcountry

Exactly. Any attire you can not kick somebody in the head with in a swift and quick motion. Is not a good attire to wear. Isnt that the whole point of wearing pants,the reason they were invented? So you don't get blood on your foot or shin. After all, that's just icky, who knows what kind of weird things people have.

Despite what people see Chuck Norris do. That is all a myth, it is ney high impossible to kick somebody in the head wearing those tight fitting jeans or such pants.

To me skinny pants are also a sign of very hillarious phenomena. Many people wearing them nowdays screamed fgt pants, I will never wear them etc years ago. This makes me believe that very same kind of people will wear skirts and dresses once fashion and public pressure will tell them to do so.

Thai elephant bells were hip in my day.

a reply to: IgnoranceIsntBlisss

Sperm levels have been dropping far longer than "men" have been wearing tight pants. I would look to chemicals in food, agriculture, water and air first.

So i don't know about population control but they are definitely a crime against fashion!

originally posted by: continuousThunder
sometimes i open a thread on this site and it just..... really hits me in the face how god damn OLD most of you guys are.
Old Man Shakes Fist At Cloud [and Declares Clouds a Conspiracy] or what

Yep. I'm an old man and I still wear comfortable jeans that don't grip my nuts in a death grip. Sue me.

a reply to: IgnoranceIsntBlisss

OOOOOR it's just fashion.

17th century fashion.

a reply to: IgnoranceIsntBlisss

Just wait

I dont see these 'men' producing very many offspring.

I think its more than just the "jeans".

originally posted by: stosh64
a reply to: IgnoranceIsntBlisss

Just wait

I dont see these 'men' producing very many offspring.

I think its more than just the "jeans".

is this modern man that women have to have sex with?

a reply to: stosh64

OMG! I can't unsee that! NOT COOL.

I Can't imagine any male actually getting the "opportunity" to reproduce, wearing those.

a reply to: Zanti Misfit

Its not a Camel Toe on Dudes... its a 'Moose Knuckle'.

SF Hipster gets his Pockets Ripped Off his Skinny Jeans in Robbery Caught on Camera


Tight Skinny Jeans Health Risk: Fashion Trend Might Cause Nerve Damage

originally posted by: stosh64
a reply to: IgnoranceIsntBlisss

Just wait

I dont see these 'men' producing very many offspring.

I think its more than just the "jeans".

The one on the far left is kinda hot, I have to say.

Wait. Are they all the same person or are they just weirdly same looking?

skinny pants? Nah, that's old news.

I just walk around in straight under armor that's one size too small.


Butt cheeks and everything out.

The pendulum swings too far in either direction. We have to admit the baggie sagging jeans of the late 90s/early 2000s were a bit over the top too... don't forget about the XXXXL white T's too.

Jay Z - "I don't wear skinny jeans because my pockets too fat..."

Big - "Wear boxers so my d*ck can breathe..."

a reply to: Edumakated

We wore JNCO like these:


But not like these:

a reply to: IgnoranceIsntBlisss
Lol, I remember a handful of people wearing the parachutes. Some of them would carry their books in the pockets. ahh nostalgia.

We have a new manager from Poland that was in a meeting this morning. In his 50's with tight pants and pointed shoes. Several of the women wanted to leave when he was up front talking.

HAHAHAHAHA!!!!

HAPPY FRIDAY

My nutz fare well in 501’s for decennia.