Royal Wedding Rant

I'd rather the news be all over Harry & Meghan's wedding than hear more drivel about another Kardashian or Jenner. I don't give a rat's ass about Kim's risque Instagram pics, I don't care about Kylie's baby (cute baby as she is, don't give a f#) and I certainly don't give a flying s# about how Khloe's boyfriend cheated on her before popping their crotch spawn out.

Seriously, royals win out over trailer trash babydaddy/babymamma celebs do. At least the royalty tends to be refined & respectable.

My point: do I really need 3 breaking news alerts sent to my phone about the brides father attending the wedding???

The 4 Horsemen can't be far behind.

Yeah , pulling a golden carriage.

PMSL that didn't deserve being lost on the bottom of the last page!

a reply to: OtherSideOfTheCoin

You mean Jed Clampett. Bet he brings a shotgun and some Pabst Blue Ribbon to the party. Wish I could hear ole Phill unfiltered when they meet.

Now....come and listen to a story bout a man named Jeb.....

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originally posted by: lakenheath24
a reply to: OtherSideOfTheCoin

My wife loves it. She is having a party, which is awesome because it means I can go to the pub.

Great idea. We can all stay out and watch the FA Cup Final in peace without having to explain 'offside' doesn't mean the ball has gone out of play.

I think we should all celebrate and sing this for Dirty Harry on his wedding night.

We've got books, vids and other junk related to the wedding here at the store. Even so, I rarely hear anyone talking about it outside of the media. I really doubt too many of the younger crowd care. The only ones I've heard mentioning it are the older Canadians that still hold the royal family in high regard.

a reply to: OtherSideOfTheCoin

Where are they registered?

I was going to buy them a Salad Spinner.

originally posted by: DBCowboy
a reply to: OtherSideOfTheCoin

Where are they registered?

I was going to buy them a Salad Spinner.

I'm getting them...

I laugh on the big day Prince Harry comes stumbling out of the Limo wearing a Nazi uniform and holding a bottle of Vodka.

Then the British People know the Bachelor party was also funded with taxpayer's money.

Go Harry! Go Harry!
To the Left,
Go Harry!
To the Right,
Go Harry!
You might be a reptile,
But you're alright.

originally posted by: halfoldman
You might be a reptile

Lol!
Nah Harry is safe, Charles ain't his dad, that would be James Hewitt, search any 'royal' male and they all look the same, receding hair, head shape, but our Harry though, nope, he ain't one of them, although he is in the firm obviously.

a reply to: CornishCeltGuy

Yeah, and also the whole gung-ho character of Hewitt (if anybody remembers the 1980's) being repeated in Harry.

A lot of working class people identified with that.
Not just a stuck-up royal.
One of the lads.

Paternity of royals one can't prove here, but Hewitt was certainly a modelling factor for how Prince Harry was portrayed by the media.
I think they keep the connection alive, whether it's true or not.

a reply to: halfoldman

I like Harry, he's served, and he cares about our people who have served.
He'd make a better king than his older bro in my opinion.

a reply to: CornishCeltGuy

I agree, dude seems real. Then again, the spare was always a wild child, just cuz. I think he planned the day on purpose so all the bro's in the UK got an excuse to run down to the pub for the FA cup. I would put a few bob on Wetherspoon's stock myself, as that's is where I will be.

a reply to: lakenheath24

Haha yes!
I'm having a long lay in bed then up to watch the final at a mates with a few beers, his misses is a football fan so it's a 'safehouse' from the wedding.

Will he, or won't he?

Shave his beard?

Looks like a bit of a dork then, but we can relate.
On the other hand, his regiment requires it.
If he wants to marry in uniform.

To the Prince and his wedding!

Please keep the beard, Prince Harry!
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a reply to: halfoldman

He really should have shaved his beard before they designed this 'Heirs and Hairs' Royal Wedding bikini set!

Jeezus christ....my eyes!!!!!



a reply to: mirageman

a reply to: lakenheath24

PMSL! I would love to see one of those at the beach this summer!
Makes her look like a 70's porn model

a reply to: mirageman

OMG!

Just when you think you can joke about the British, they are two steps ahead of you!

Imagine it was Tudor days, and King Henry VIII.

A domestic beheading today, and a new marriage tomorrow.

That was a crowd-pleaser!