Black Friday Death Count.

originally posted by: olaru12

originally posted by: aethertek
a reply to: LordOfDestruction

Such fine examples of humanity, America must be so proud to have reared these shining beacons of hope to the world.

K~

I prefer to look at the bright side and adopt HL Menckens adage...."no one ever went broke underestimating the taste of the American public"

Every consumer is an opportunity for the savy entrepreneur.

Alex Jones built an empire on that exact mindset and demographic....I'm giving Strawberry true caveman paleo Formula for gag gifts this xmas.






Didn't you read "Art of the Deal"

LOL,,,Every once in a while I think of cashing in on their gullibility, but I always reject the notion due to my nagging morality.

Trump is making bank off of his acolytes though (little wonder), too bad it's all going to his lawyers. So sad.

K~

originally posted by: Skywatcher2011

originally posted by: aethertek
a reply to: LordOfDestruction

Such fine examples of humanity, America must be so proud to have reared these shining beacons of hope to the world.

K~

LOL,,, Americans think they're Spartans, the reality is, add fifty pounds of fat, take away the muscles & the ethos to behave in a truly civilized fashion.

K~

I once went to a store on a black Friday just to see what it was like - not even to buy anything. Only time.. I don't get why people subject themselves to it. Almost anything you think you need, you can probably get on sale somewhere, when you are going to get it. Force-buying stuff for the sake of a day to me is ludicrous.

a reply to: LesMisanthrope

There are the poor and then there are the Black Friday Zombies.

Black Friday.....I don’t support it. I refuse to be a part of that system.

Now I do dig on Cyber-Monday, however, I don’t buy a lot.

When it comes to time off from work during the holidays, I enjoy just being at home or with family/friends....eating and drinking.

we have 330 million people in the U.S.....46 million live under the poverty line, a couple of hundred thousand across the nation go out early to these stores to get bargains.......it is such a small minority that do this, and yet....ALL AMERICANS act like this?.....get a life, people

I think we need to dump Canada as a state. 58 is enough as it is.

originally posted by: lakenheath24
I think we need to dump Canada as a state. 58 is enough as it is.

haha hillarious

originally posted by: Skywatcher2011

originally posted by: aethertek
a reply to: LordOfDestruction

Such fine examples of humanity, America must be so proud to have reared these shining beacons of hope to the world.

K~

That's not really true. Black Friday was just introduced into Canada fairly recently. Canadian free for all has traditionally been on Boxing Day.

a reply to: LesMisanthrope

Any video's of these Canadians going nuts shopping?

originally posted by: hopenotfeariswhatweneed
a reply to: LesMisanthrope

Any video's of these Canadians going nuts shopping?

I thought I found one but removed it because they were suspiciously not wearing parkas.

Obviously, we need some reasonable Black Friday Shopping legislation in this country. To get a BFS license you should have to undergo background checks, no felony convictions, no mental health issues, etc. There needs to be a complete ban on assault shopping and a 10 item in the cart limit.

originally posted by: hopenotfeariswhatweneed
a reply to: LesMisanthrope

Any video's of these Canadians going nuts shopping?

www.youtube.com...

a reply to: hopenotfeariswhatweneed

By the time we get all the dogs together and dogsled into town to pick up supplies we are too tired to fight, plus the mall is built out of ice blocks so we dont want to break it

Two more, at least the day is almost over. Im sure there are hundreds more unreported.


2017 - Black Friday Missouri mall shooting leaves teen seriously injured

2017 - One male shot, one male stabbed at Willowbrook Mall on Black Friday

a reply to: VictorVonDoom

Thats a great idea, it will cost the big companies millions in profit, doubt it would happen but great idea none the less.

a reply to: LesMisanthrope

Yeah, thats not us eh bud, unless u see a parka and a baggie of moose jerky lol

a reply to: madenusa

If food runs out all those people would die. You need to be calm, cool and collected to survive, you might be able to snatch food a few times, wont work forever though.