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Gunther Takes A Nap MW2017

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posted on Oct, 15 2017 @ 10:50 AM
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originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus

originally posted by: mamabeth
Break me? I don't think so...IF you do "break" me,you have to FIX me!


It's not possible to fix the long term psychological damage we typically inflict.


No problem. It's not possible to fix the damage imabout to throw down either. At least we'll all be in
Hell together...




Happy Halloween!!! Muwahahahahahahahaaaaa




posted on Oct, 15 2017 @ 11:04 AM
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originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus

originally posted by: IAMTAT

Yeah. She's obviously asking for it.

I'll grab some spatulas.


Grab my whisk and turkey baster too.


GOOD News:
You can have your whisk back right away.

BAD News:
I lent your turkey baster to my neighbor for artificially inseminating his hogs.

GOOD News:
He says you'll be able to get it back by Thanksgiving.



posted on Oct, 15 2017 @ 11:55 AM
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originally posted by: AboveBoard

originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus

originally posted by: mamabeth
Break me? I don't think so...IF you do "break" me,you have to FIX me!


It's not possible to fix the long term psychological damage we typically inflict.


No problem. It's not possible to fix the damage imabout to throw down either. At least we'll all be in
Hell together...




Happy Halloween!!! Muwahahahahahahahaaaaa


Hell Hath No Fury...Like A Woman With Tactical Nukes.



posted on Oct, 15 2017 @ 12:07 PM
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originally posted by: AboveBoard
At least we'll all be in
Hell together...


It was only a matter of time, I always knew we'd end up there.



posted on Oct, 15 2017 @ 12:07 PM
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a reply to: IAMTAT


Is that where turkey bacon comes from?



posted on Oct, 15 2017 @ 12:32 PM
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originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus
a reply to: IAMTAT


Is that where turkey bacon comes from?


Yes. Same place we get Chicken Fried Steak.




edit on 15-10-2017 by IAMTAT because: (no reason given)



posted on Oct, 15 2017 @ 01:30 PM
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originally posted by: IAMTAT

originally posted by: AboveBoard

originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus

originally posted by: mamabeth
Break me? I don't think so...IF you do "break" me,you have to FIX me!


It's not possible to fix the long term psychological damage we typically inflict.


No problem. It's not possible to fix the damage imabout to throw down either. At least we'll all be in
Hell together...




Happy Halloween!!! Muwahahahahahahahaaaaa


Hell Hath No Fury...Like A Woman With Tactical Nukes.


And childhood PTSD regarding spanking....

Enjoy the fallout...



posted on Oct, 15 2017 @ 02:03 PM
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originally posted by: AboveBoard

originally posted by: IAMTAT

originally posted by: AboveBoard

originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus

originally posted by: mamabeth
Break me? I don't think so...IF you do "break" me,you have to FIX me!


It's not possible to fix the long term psychological damage we typically inflict.


No problem. It's not possible to fix the damage imabout to throw down either. At least we'll all be in
Hell together...




Happy Halloween!!! Muwahahahahahahahaaaaa


Hell Hath No Fury...Like A Woman With Tactical Nukes.


And childhood PTSD regarding spanking....

Enjoy the fallout...



This is exactly why a woman will never be in charge of the nuclear codes.



posted on Oct, 15 2017 @ 02:13 PM
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originally posted by: IAMTAT

originally posted by: AboveBoard

originally posted by: IAMTAT

originally posted by: AboveBoard

originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus

originally posted by: mamabeth
Break me? I don't think so...IF you do "break" me,you have to FIX me!


It's not possible to fix the long term psychological damage we typically inflict.


No problem. It's not possible to fix the damage imabout to throw down either. At least we'll all be in
Hell together...




Happy Halloween!!! Muwahahahahahahahaaaaa


Hell Hath No Fury...Like A Woman With Tactical Nukes.


And childhood PTSD regarding spanking....

Enjoy the fallout...



This is exactly why a woman will never be in charge of the nuclear codes.


Hate to break it to you, but men get PTSD too. 👍

We've always been doomed no
Matter which sex had the codes.



PS: I'm in a bit of a dark place. I hope it isn't showing...



posted on Oct, 15 2017 @ 02:42 PM
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originally posted by: AboveBoard

originally posted by: IAMTAT

originally posted by: AboveBoard

originally posted by: IAMTAT

originally posted by: AboveBoard

originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus

originally posted by: mamabeth
Break me? I don't think so...IF you do "break" me,you have to FIX me!


It's not possible to fix the long term psychological damage we typically inflict.


No problem. It's not possible to fix the damage imabout to throw down either. At least we'll all be in
Hell together...




Happy Halloween!!! Muwahahahahahahahaaaaa


Hell Hath No Fury...Like A Woman With Tactical Nukes.


And childhood PTSD regarding spanking....

Enjoy the fallout...



This is exactly why a woman will never be in charge of the nuclear codes.


Hate to break it to you, but men get PTSD too. 👍

We've always been doomed no
Matter which sex had the codes.



PS: I'm in a bit of a dark place. I hope it isn't showing...


"Hands AboveBoard a big flashlight"😉



posted on Oct, 15 2017 @ 02:44 PM
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originally posted by: IAMTAT
This is exactly why a woman will never be in charge of the nuclear codes.


The only nuclear device a woman should be in charge of is the microwave.



posted on Oct, 15 2017 @ 02:45 PM
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originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus

originally posted by: IAMTAT
This is exactly why a woman will never be in charge of the nuclear codes.


The only nuclear device a woman should be in charge of is the microwave.


Yeah. Kim is so much saner.

🙄



posted on Oct, 15 2017 @ 02:46 PM
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a reply to: AboveBoard


Notice he has a woman's name? Point proven.



posted on Oct, 15 2017 @ 03:04 PM
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originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus
a reply to: AboveBoard


Notice he has a woman's name? Point proven.


My objective has been perfectly obtained. Yet you realize it not.

Neener neener.



posted on Oct, 15 2017 @ 03:10 PM
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a reply to: AboveBoard


My logic is unassailable, although I understand women have trouble with logic so let me appeal to your emotional and irrational side, those jeans make your answer look fat.



posted on Oct, 15 2017 @ 03:33 PM
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a reply to: AugustusMasonicus

My answer is perfect.

I used Trump tactics. Which of course makes any answer look crazy AND distracts away from what I'd rather not talk about. And it WORKED!

Wow.


And it's so cute that you think you're logical!! This is the era of The malignant ID baby. Logic is for wussy liberals.
edit on 15-10-2017 by AboveBoard because: (no reason given)



posted on Oct, 15 2017 @ 03:35 PM
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a reply to: AboveBoard


This was a nice wholesome family thread filled with fun and happy characters until you had to go and interject politics into it. This is not the Mud Pit.



posted on Oct, 15 2017 @ 03:36 PM
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originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus
a reply to: AboveBoard


This was a nice wholesome family thread filled with fun and happy characters until you had to go and interject politics into it. This is not the Mud Pit.


Lol. What are you not talking about now that you were before.



posted on Oct, 15 2017 @ 03:38 PM
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a reply to: AboveBoard


I'm not talking about anything because none of this is real, including you. Literate women! Bah, you're probably a dude typing away trying to catfish us.



posted on Oct, 15 2017 @ 03:42 PM
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a reply to: AugustusMasonicus

If you can't figure it out that's fine with me.

I'm just amazed you are so easily distracted. Like a cat chasing a laser pointer.

I make delicious catfish sandwiches. Here kitty kitty...




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